ZJ

If you got to ask you can't afford it

A BJ is $12, an HJ is $14, a ZJ is $20.

by Tampa Bay Bad Boy August 26, 2006

ZJ

Stands for Zebra Job. This is when two girls (one black and one white) give a hand job with their fingers interlocked, this becoming black and white stripped like a zebra.

I job a ZJ from these two girls the other night, then came on the black girls face. It was awesome.

by KeithNaig November 19, 2007

zj

A zip job. The abbreviation is made famous by Broken Lizard's "Beerfest." A zip job is essentially the act of getting a handjob while high.

Barry: "A zj will cost ya $8"

by Ducksoup August 26, 2006

ZJ

the act of receiving oral sex from a caucasian zimbabwe hooker as she balances a basket of fruit on her head, for every piece of fruit that falls out of the basket, a 2 dollar discount is awarded

i got this mango from the zj i got earlier, two dollars off

by gerken November 1, 2007

ZJ

*noun* (Zee;Jay) Made famous by broken lizard comedy troop, in the movie "Beerfest". ZJ refers to the act of getting oral sex while inebriated or under the influence of marijuana. The Z in ZJ is a one letter acronym for zombie. This is because while the recipient is getting oral sex he/she is in a zombie like state due to the effect that said drug has on his/her manuerisms.

1) Dude, I was so blazed I was just on the coach moaning. Then, out of nowhere this chick game over and gave me a ZJ.

2)He looked half dead from some of that Northern Lights we got in BC. So, I just grabbed his tool and gave him a ZJ.

by Ross Fortner November 8, 2007

ZJ

Shortened form of a "Zzzz Job" (pronounced "Zee Job".)
Oral sex performed on a man while he's asleep.

Ideally: while he's experiencing morning wood and resulting in his being roused from sleep.

See also: morning head.

Note: The "ZJ" version was made famous by the (excellent) show beerfest

Q: What are you so fucking happy about?
A: My baby's momma gave me a ZJ this morning! :-D
Q: Did she swallow?
A: Fuck yeah she swallowed; She knows not to leave a big white stain on my sheets.

by Just saw beefest. December 23, 2006

ZJ

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ...

by Sam Falik March 17, 2007