When you close your eyes Yert Mugabe will try approach you from behind. He is of North Korea 7 foot tall with a gigantic dong. There are only 2 Yert Mugabes and there will only be two.
Person 1: like Yert Mugabe always says don’t be afraid to pass it back
Person 2: like Yert Mugabe always says don’t be afraid to let them know we are here
Person 3: oh for fuck sake Yert Mugabe not another red card
Person 2: like Yert Mugabe always says don’t be afraid to let them know we are here
Person 3: oh for fuck sake Yert Mugabe not another red card
by Prime CDM September 12, 2022
When you close your eyes Yert Mugabe looks over you into your soul. He is of Eritrean descent 6 foot 7 has a grey mullet and a ginger beard weighing 198plds. There is only one Yert Mugabe and there will only ever be 1 Yert Mugabe.
Person 1:"We just got destroyed in pro clubs division 3.
Person 2:"Let me guess was if by Yert Mugabe and his Wousego Hoolgar teamates"
Person 1:"It was indeed his meer presence led them to victory even with the offside merchant Barry on their team
Person 2:"Let me guess was if by Yert Mugabe and his Wousego Hoolgar teamates"
Person 1:"It was indeed his meer presence led them to victory even with the offside merchant Barry on their team
by YERT MUGABE July 20, 2021
Yert, throwing something, has a relationship with the word yeet. Means almost the same thing except yelled louder
by ILIKEYEETINGTHINGS January 28, 2022
An extremely expressive word that can be used in many situations. Often used to express exclamation.
I want to yert myself off an overpass into oncoming traffic in hopes that i will get hit by an eighteen wheeler.
by Stonedsloth420 February 1, 2019
by yertgoat November 12, 2019
by unwanted-future January 29, 2019