When the inside of the vagina has the texture of a holly wreath. Intercourse in this condition is a dually negative experience for both partners, as wreath-sheath promotes both excruciating pain and the distinct possibility of the spreading of a sexually transmitted disease, usually the underlying cause of wreath-sheath.
He sheathed his sword into the vaginal crevasse, only to discover that his woman had a terrible case of wreath-sheath. His weapon was badly disfigured.
by seventh son of a seventh bitch October 31, 2005
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used during an awkward silence to change the subject or to explain an awkward subject
girl: "you invited your your ex here?"
*silence*
guy: " wreath, my niggah"
by shalequa November 12, 2007
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The multicolored particulate that gets matted in your pubic hair when you fall asleep after unprotected anal sex without showering, thus festooning one’s penis as if it has been bequeathed a Holiday Wreath from California’s Inland Valley.
I plowed that Lot Lizard at the Flying J and woke up to the smell of burnt soup, her Fresno Christmas Wreath around my Dick…
by Heath Oyama bangs horses November 16, 2021
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damn you still got that Happy wreath? I bet that thing is one good cheese churn.
by greasypickle555 January 21, 2022
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Crystal Wreath
a Crystal Wreath is a person who acts depressed or fakes some sort of mental condition to gain attention or sympathy from others.

Sometimes these people convince other people so much that they begin to think that they have some form of condition.
by Han from myspace December 23, 2021
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will tear or break the opposed
I WILL FUCKING WREATH YOU TILL YOUR CORPSE FALLS INTO A CHAMBER SO DEEP IN SATANS GODAMN ASS IT WONT EVEN SMELL LIKE FUCKING HELL ANYMORE
by maaaaaaaaaaxxxx February 26, 2023
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