by Pixter April 19, 2005
by Kem August 30, 2006
I bought a new vacuum cleaner but as soon as I took it out of the box I knew it was seriously warlocked. I could hardly get the damn thing to work. Fortunately, the store's policy on warlocked goods allowed me to get a refund.
by C April 18, 2005
You didn't have a pre-nup? She got the Swiss bank account, all the cars, the condo, and the kids? Damn son, you got warlocked.
by Forte the King of PVE April 21, 2005
In World of Warcraft, someone who is addicted to "shards". These shards are a potent drug in the game, giving the Warlock a delusion of being all-powerful and undefeatable in combat. Running out of shards causes withdrawal effects like feeling weak and vulnerable, so Warlocks will do anything to replenish their shard supply, up to and including murder.
by Maurog May 22, 2007
'60s rock band which was actually the founding of the Grateful Dead. The band was composed of Jerry Garcia, Ron "Pigpen" McKernan, Bob Weir, Phil Lesh, and Bill Kreutzmann
Warlocks were the original Grateful Dead
by dylmurhaha September 10, 2006
Person of low social status, generally single and 30+ years old that lives in the basement of his/her mother and feeds off hotpockets alone. This person has no life and plays computer games 24/7. The warlock drinks mountain dew and no water. Their blood is a grey, gewy substance. Also the sun burns their skin.
by George Bobdolian March 31, 2008