A Walter is someone who is impressed with himself beyond belief, but in reality his triceps will make you laugh. Besides his triceps being small, his penis looks like a sriveled up shrimp after soaking in the sun for a decade. He will be too impressed with how smart he is, that he won't even realize how bad in bed he really was! If you ever met a Walter, I feel really bad for you. Don't be fooled by his douchie air he has about himself
by Swee7dee13 July 25, 2014
by Og/ flippin ledgend May 10, 2020
by Mulelissa December 8, 2019
To be uninteresting or boring, to the point that you resemble an old man.
Used as a noun, verb or adjective.
Only a male can Walter, though a female can Agatha.
Used as a noun, verb or adjective.
Only a male can Walter, though a female can Agatha.
1. Dude, you're being such a Walter. Why would you want to go bowling? UGH.
2. Look at that Walter over there. He's wearing a tweed jacket!
3. Oh my God, he's dating a sixteen year old? That's not very Walter of him.
2. Look at that Walter over there. He's wearing a tweed jacket!
3. Oh my God, he's dating a sixteen year old? That's not very Walter of him.
by TimmyBritton July 14, 2009
To drop a fork on the floor after picking it up
or to drop any flatware off a plate of food.
This definition comes from a man by the name of Walter who could not walk with a plate of food without dropping a fork to the floor.
or to drop any flatware off a plate of food.
This definition comes from a man by the name of Walter who could not walk with a plate of food without dropping a fork to the floor.
person 1 "Hey did I just hear a fork drop"
person 2 "Yeah, I just pulled a Walter"
person 1 "Crap I dropped my fork"
person 2 "ha, you just pulled a Walter"
person 2 "Yeah, I just pulled a Walter"
person 1 "Crap I dropped my fork"
person 2 "ha, you just pulled a Walter"
by I told you I would post it December 9, 2010
Walter is a guy who seems innocent and seems like a good guy, but behind the mask he is a truly evil person. Walter spends his freetime ''hunting'' animals and ''extinguishing fires'' by participating in volunteer fire department. They may seem like innocent hobbies, but behind them hides a dark secret. Walter likes to shotgun innocent animals full of lead out of sheer entertainment, to keep his psychopatic disorder under control. He also likes to run like a hooligan into burning buildings to build up his adrenaline and feel his skin burn, because he is a masochist and likes pain. Walter weighs around 130kgs because he likes to consume the flesh of innocent children that he keeps in his basement and makes shishkebab out of. Walter rides a shitty Aprilia moped that can barely move under his extreme weight, and he likes to consume extraordinary amounts of caffeine to keep him awake and his mind concentrated while he is fulfilling his evil deeds. Walter also likes to drink heavy amounts of alcohol, frying his last braincells even more. Walter also likes to make shitty taxidermies that look like mongoloids. All in all you should never associate with a Walter, he may seem like a decent guy, but behind his mask hides an evil psychopath out to cause harm to the innocent.
by Rypticus November 15, 2022