"I am really feeling the flow today, better go down to the pharmacy and catch me a short stack of some twat waffles..."
by icemft99 August 20, 2007
I very small and exceptionally cute girl. Commonly found to be roaming the streets in a wheel barrow or feeding the neighbours cats.
by Cubble99 July 26, 2014
by Missj09 November 17, 2009
I grabbed the bitch by the anckles and spread her legs wide then stomped down hard, leaving a twat waffle impression!
by VendettaWylde April 3, 2011
1. An insult referring to a part of the female anatomy and a breakfast food. 2. A twisted term of endearment
by Ashlor February 11, 2010
twat waffle occurs when a girl with a shaven puss wears tight chain mail undies. when taken off leaves a waffle like mark on the vag.
by uzirider79 October 20, 2008
A tiny girl who think that her tinyness is somehow interesting or adorable, who will never miss an opportunity to point out how small she is, and who thinks people should treat her differently or special because she is a munchkin.
Twat waffle: "Oh my god! Look at how tiny my hands are! Aren't I so adorable?"
Me: "Dude, who let that twat waffle in here? She is such an annoying bitch. Get out of here you oompa loompa!"
Me: "Dude, who let that twat waffle in here? She is such an annoying bitch. Get out of here you oompa loompa!"
by poop_smuggler1001 December 18, 2009