A trap! look out! This male/female (I can't tell the difference) is actually one of the best people in the world and should totally win a Grammy Award for his superiority to all of his friends.
Paris Valdez is my super idol! :D
by PariParu PV April 20, 2022
by allstarwrestlinginsider March 16, 2022
Someone that is humble. A family person. Doesn’t give up on anything or anyone. Is very good in bed. Loving and caring, but if you mess with him enough, he’ll make your life a living hell.
Luis Valdez is such a teddy bear.
Man I wish I could be more like Luis Valdez .
We all love Luis Valdez, he’s such a loving person, we enjoy his company.
Can’t wait to sleep with Luis Valdez again.
Man I wish I could be more like Luis Valdez .
We all love Luis Valdez, he’s such a loving person, we enjoy his company.
Can’t wait to sleep with Luis Valdez again.
by Little Biggs November 25, 2021
The infamous cargo-carrier that ran aground (due to Captain Joseph Hazlenut's having downed one too many cups of joe) in Alaska and spilled thousands of pounds of Colombian coffee into the bay, giving the surrounding wildlife a major case of the caffeine-jitters and thus causing them to behave really weird for weeks afterwards. The fiasco caused a major "media-buzz", as well.
After the U.S.S. Juan Valdez accident, coffee-transporting cargo-vessels were required to pack their coffee in separate thick-walled metal shipping-containers rather than just bulk-filling their holds with the dry product, to reduce the chance of the coffee's just spilling right out into the ocean if the ship's hull is breached.
by QuacksO August 5, 2018
A girl who wants to be the best she can be and won't let you hold her back. You might not realize at first but she's enchanting in her personality and looks. Once you get to know her she is not shy at all and will blurt out anything on her mind appropriate or not. She loves animals and animals love her. She goes with the flow but if she doesn't agree she won't . If she doesn't like you , you'll know. She has a fairly large behind as well!
by Boo02 June 23, 2017
Marc Valdez is a gorgeous human. They have a angelic voice like no other, and love to sing for cb choir.
by floydtank April 30, 2023
A wierd but talented skater boy, mean but chill, hes ugly but hes the funniest guy you know, dont let him go
by Eatdatbananaheehee November 23, 2019