a Canadian game played by hockey players usually in the locker room, in which all the players sit around in a circle and jack off onto a piece of toast. The first one to blow his load is burdened with the duty of using the jizz like a spread and eating the piece of toast.
Crosby: Hey guys, no better way to celebrate winning gold than a game of toast. How about my place? Luongo try to keep it in this time.
by Ashlanee April 13, 2010
by wright May 21, 2005
by D3mosth3n3s May 4, 2008
by PlasticRR December 9, 2008
Toast is the ridiculous word used to describe a ridiculous situation or statement. When someone says something to you that you don't have an answer for, toast is the appropriate response.
Toast can either be the answer to a question or a nonsensical response to a weird statement. It basically means, "I don't understand what you just said or why you said it, but whatever floats your boat."
Toast can either be the answer to a question or a nonsensical response to a weird statement. It basically means, "I don't understand what you just said or why you said it, but whatever floats your boat."
Person 1: "I like to pick lint out of my belly button."
Person 2: "Toast?"
Person 1: "I'm so pretty. Don't you think so?"
Person 2: "Toast."
Person 2: "Toast?"
Person 1: "I'm so pretty. Don't you think so?"
Person 2: "Toast."
by LoloManolo November 24, 2012
a person that commonly partakes in substances that alter ones sense of reality, mainly marijuana and ecstasy. a Toast, also is usually the first to suggest attending a party, or suggest that one should be started. a person known as Toast, is most often of an outgoing personality and is quick to facilitate the delinquency of others. a Toast, is typically very creative and deep, whilst being approachable and friendly. People known as Toast may have a bad reputation as a lame stoner, but a Toast is much more than your common stoner. a Toast often possesses intelligence that one might find hard to believe, the limits to this intelligence are not known at this time. a Toast is a person to cherish and love. If you know a Toast, stay close and in touch with that person.
1. Have you seen Toast today, i don't know if he survived the party last night.
2. Hello I'm Toast, the stoner who can help you.
2. Hello I'm Toast, the stoner who can help you.
by Regis February 21, 2008
(v.) The act of sitting in one's room naked with the heat on it's highest setting playing video games, letting the smell of one's genitalia engulf the room.
Man, I was toasting for 4 hours last night playing Dynasty Warriors 5.
I toasted so hard last night, the whole room smelled like toasty dick.
I toasted so hard last night, the whole room smelled like toasty dick.
by Rain Storm October 22, 2006