An overpaid circle jerk that can raise its own pay. Nowhere else would it take 100 people to fuck something up.
by Jesus January 18, 2003
1. The American form of parliament, consisting of two houses: The Senate and The House of Representatives. The Senate has two representatives from each state, and the House of Representatives has representation by population. Make laws and are a branch of the American system of checks and balances along with the Judicial System and the President, so no one has absolute power.
2. A bunch of idiot old white men who like to argue and scream at each other. Incapable of working together to come to any useful decisions, like to flip-flop and second guess each other. All they really care about it the money, which is all the American government cares about, seeing as we are capitalists.
2. A bunch of idiot old white men who like to argue and scream at each other. Incapable of working together to come to any useful decisions, like to flip-flop and second guess each other. All they really care about it the money, which is all the American government cares about, seeing as we are capitalists.
1. Congress is very useful in keeping the awesome American government running smoothly.
2. All the n00bs in Congress are completely useless twats who should be thrown in that big old river next to Washington, D.C.
2. All the n00bs in Congress are completely useless twats who should be thrown in that big old river next to Washington, D.C.
by ibloomblaum90 November 27, 2005
by OCEAN BAKA October 21, 2018
One who is/one who has a tendency to, waste time and energy. A congressive person is usually unproductive or when being congressive, are in a general lackadaisical denial of more important stuff they have to do.
If your mate was trying to fix something and got hung up on stuff that doesn't really matter in terms of getting the end desired result, you might say "Come on man! Can you just stop being so congressive man!" or "You're being so congressive! stop doing that and focus on the more important things you gotta do!".
Or.... On a friday evening after having done green tings with your homes and you're all afterburnt and your homie steps in a brother's place of dwelling and be you'd say "aww hell no man, I've been doing nothin for 2 hours man!" to which he'd reply, "maaan, you so congressive, you trippin".
Or.... On a friday evening after having done green tings with your homes and you're all afterburnt and your homie steps in a brother's place of dwelling and be you'd say "aww hell no man, I've been doing nothin for 2 hours man!" to which he'd reply, "maaan, you so congressive, you trippin".
by ltetolcl October 10, 2013
(prop n.) 1. A barrel of monkeys randomatically set loose in government office periodically. Through their collective decisive power, the United States of America was formed.
by Razukin December 2, 2002
"A Republican stands up and yells,
'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA'
a Democrat then stands up and says,
'AND I CANT MAKE IT EVEN SHITTIER!!!' "
- Lewis Black
'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA'
a Democrat then stands up and says,
'AND I CANT MAKE IT EVEN SHITTIER!!!' "
- Lewis Black
session in congress
Republican: "I vote we take our dicks out of these pencil sharpeners and do something."
Democrat: "COMMUNIST!"
Republican: "I vote we take our dicks out of these pencil sharpeners and do something."
Democrat: "COMMUNIST!"
by william l. August 30, 2006