by Uc0n December 15, 2018
Named after the anti-hero of the God of War series, Kratos is a man so filled with rage and revenge that he decimates all in his path. Usually done up close and personal with bladed weapons resulting in a bloodbath.
I'm about to "Go Kratos" up in here!
by A.J. Valentine April 26, 2010
by Ruben.18 November 11, 2022
Something said by fan-boy wannabes who want to up their manly points by insinuating they are anything like a super human god machine. Often said to silence and redirect an arguement that is not going according to plan.
You can count on these individuals to randomly strike poses while flexing, trying to intimidate you with unmasculine voices, and in some cases, to grow a goatee.
You can count on these individuals to randomly strike poses while flexing, trying to intimidate you with unmasculine voices, and in some cases, to grow a goatee.
by TheOneAndOnlyAVENGER April 30, 2010
Derived from the Christian slogan 'What would Jesus do?'.
Instead refers to what choice Kratos from God of War would make to solve his problem.
i.e. Kill in the most violent way possible
Reasons why this is much more realistic are Kratos doesn't:
Turn water into wine,
Feed 5000 people,
Cure blindness or leprosy
Walk on water.
He kills his problems with his hands.
Instead refers to what choice Kratos from God of War would make to solve his problem.
i.e. Kill in the most violent way possible
Reasons why this is much more realistic are Kratos doesn't:
Turn water into wine,
Feed 5000 people,
Cure blindness or leprosy
Walk on water.
He kills his problems with his hands.
by Riot_man April 26, 2010
Some overpowered bitch who is somehow able to kill literal GODS, but die to a fucking stone impaling him. He is bad ass, I somehow think he's awesome, but I also think he is a overrated bitch-fuck.
Person: WOW, I just played God Of War, I think that Kratos is the best main character ever!!
Me: Ummmmm, I honestly don't agree with you but I agree with you.
Me: Ummmmm, I honestly don't agree with you but I agree with you.
by PickleNick98 May 7, 2020
Kratos is the best critical ops player from FH it has the longest cock in the world and he gets all the Egirls like Zhilox,Kneez, & and the biggest simp, -Angelsdeath
by Asswater556 March 16, 2021