har

a hair that grows out of butt

by john doe hehe June 13, 2003

hardy har har

sarcastic laughter; when a cheesy joke is made you respond with this to show that that joke wasn't funny at all. See badum tish

Person 1: "I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel."
Person 2: "Hardy har har."

by catscatscatscatscats January 3, 2010

harness

A type of beard, similar to the chinstrap, except with the addition of an attaching moustache.

If Abe Lincoln added a moustache, he'd have a harness.

by McG August 31, 2005

barney har har

When your dog drags his/her ass across the white carpet

Right after I shampooed the carpet Fido pulled the old Barney har har.

by Cheyne Smith December 6, 2007

Hardy-Har-Har

When you become very angry with someone instead of fighting or throwing verbal abuse you simply pull down your pants and thrust your ass at the person who made you angry and Grip each butt cheek and pull them back and forth while screaming at the top of your lungs Hardy-har-har!

(in the office)

Timmy: John your such a little bitch I told you to file those reports last night!

John:(Johns face growing very red and he pull down his pants vicously grabs his ass cheeks and pulls back and forth) Hardy-har-har Hardy-Har-Har !

by Bum Killers 101 April 11, 2009

har

a hair that comes out of your ass

by Anonymous June 13, 2003

harness

a bra

-Kelly has large breasts.
-She needs a big harness lol

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) August 8, 2019