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Teleporting Tits

A girl who bangs so many guys, so fast, that it appears that the little slut is teleporting from bed to bed (or any other place to have sex in)
Guy 1- Hey! last night I got some from Angela at the party!
Guy 2- Hey, last night so did I, and so did I almost every other guy there. She must have Teleporting Tits.
Guy 1-...
Teleporting Tits by Dumbalumbagin November 6, 2011

Magic Teleporting Diggers 

A secluded area in Nottingham found on google map, that is used to lure scrawny nerds who spend a vast amount of their time on the internet. When they arrive they are ambushed and violently sodomized.
Hey man, did you hear what happened to Kim? I heard some1 fiddled his bum after searching for some place called Magic teleporting diggers.

Teleported 

When someone is so drunk that they don't remember getting home and then all of a sudden they are home. They remember leaving and arriving, but not the trip.
"Dude, I was so drunk last night that I teleported home!"
Teleported by hotmama4u April 12, 2009

Teleporter Camping 

When in a FPS that include teleporters, typically Team Fortress 2, a player waits near a teleporter exit for a enemy player to come out for the player to kill.
*Player 1 comes out of teleporter exit, player 2 kills player 1*
Player 1: OMFG YOU FUCKING NOOB STOP FUCKING TELEPORTER CAMPING!!!1!!1!

teleportinged 

me lmao
teleportinged is literally my username lmao idk why i made this

Teleportation Kid 

Someone who walks really fast alone and when you look at them they show up somewhere else.
Person 1: Bro where did that kid go? He was just beside me?
Person 2: Bro omg he's a teleportation kid.