A thing to say to someone if you would jerk off to them ironically
Video* of a naked black man*
Me: why did it teleport to my hand so quickly
by Tigre touchant June 12, 2022
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TF2 soldier meme lol
soldier says this line from the youtube video "expiration date"
I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
bread
soldier gaming
also chris a, wanna play clash of clans?
:)
I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.
by whatisamonika March 27, 2022
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Basically a Kite(A Jew) but in a not as harsh or racist way
reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of the my shirtless jew sand-which

Did you do the reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of my shirtless jew sand-which?

Did you ask the kite for the lab data?
by HardcoreSexOnly May 04, 2021
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Are cult that believes in random time travel. Basically that everything happens at any given time, which is confusing, so I'll explain. For example, say you're walking down the street. According to this cult, future you is walking further down the street at the same time, and that anything in the past is constantly on loop. They also believe that people from both the past and future are being teleported to the present all the time, and it is their responsibility to find them. Their leader is the immortal embodiment of a toaster, and their symbols include spaghetti noodles, paper towels, and cheese graters.
The teleportation-through-time-ists are rapidly approaching me, hence with the intentions to capture me.
by Squid? February 03, 2020
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10th November, a day where you can throw your friends into the Hunger Games
Ruby: when Cartier killed my tribute in the fanfiction story, I threw him into the Hunger Games because it was International Teleport People Into the Hunger Games Day.
by Lolxdaveryxdxd October 24, 2020
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Stanky Teleport

When somebody farts in a group and then quickly leaves to absolve themselves from potential blame.
"Dude, I think Eric just did a stanky teleport just now."
by bendri June 02, 2021
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teleporting shit

The act of shit in one toilet and wiping in another
I just took a teleporting shit at work, they had to close one stall and clean another
by ShatmanCruthers February 23, 2024
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