From AMC's Better Call Saul, a Hoboken Squat Cobbler involves a naked man sitting down on a pie and wiggling around. Crying may or may not be involved. It’s a fetish. Synonyms include the Full Moon Pie, the Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man.
by OliveHoliday February 25, 2016
He makes Hoboken squat Cobbler videos for his patron.
by Replicant84 April 21, 2016
The fetish of sitting in pies and wiggling around in them. Variations may include fully clothed or naked, and or crying.
by beef nugget February 23, 2016
You get undressed and you squat into a pie, of any variety, and rub your ass against the pie while crying.
Jim: Last night I logged onto a webcam show where this dude was performing a Hoboken squat cobbler.
Nancy: Sick! Those shows make me not want to taste pie ever again!
Nancy: Sick! Those shows make me not want to taste pie ever again!
by GrandeAngus February 28, 2016
by Zerker161 February 23, 2016
I had a very nice apple pie cooling on the window sill but, instead of Yogi Bear, the creepy neighbor Jerry got it. He's a squat cobbler.
by Wormald March 9, 2016
Dan's tears salted the lightly toasted meringue as he prepared to lower his buttocks for his first squat cobbler.
by toiletjocky February 25, 2016