Some guy from the Metal Gear Solid series that sneaks around in boxes and carries many things and has conversations on his high tech phone sometimes at bad times. He also picks up random animals for health.
A large, slimy, ranked-out (but firm!) turd somebody leaves on your porch, car, bed, or sleeping cat. Derived from the popular game series Metal Gear. Looks like it has been rotting there for a fucking week! Smells like all hell unleashed, and is so fucking hard to get its stains off of cat fur. Fuck you, whoever you are, Muffin smells like a shitpit!
Person 1: dude, someone left a solid snake on your cat!
*snorts with mirth*
Person 2: Holy fuck!
*shakes with anger*
Muffin the cat: Meow?