Short-Stacks

A very short midget, really annoying and weird with brown curly short hair with blueberry eyes 👀
My friend is called short-stacks
by Random_HotBrownie March 03, 2022
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short stack

Also a term for an individual, particualrly a man, of short stature. Insult
Sam: "Yo whats up short stack?"
Gary Coleman: "What u talkin about"
by friarsams April 20, 2005
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Short stack

Alex is so fucked up. He said he was watching short stack porn yesterday.
by Asexuals March 19, 2016
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short stack of nickels

A reference to the size of the male weener when it is extremely flaccid, and somewhat exposed. Most often accompanied by tighy whities, a t-shirt, spandex, a wetsuit or similar.
When my friend got out of the lake in a wetsuit, it was as though someone had placed a short stack of nickels in the area where his his genetalia should be. Everyone was made aware of this, and laughed histerically.
by the anti twitter July 03, 2010
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LA short stack

when a male inserts his penis tip (often resembling Darth Vaders helmet, (unless they are a Jew) into a womans anal cavity, then with the utmost intensity of his penile power thrusts his pee tip into her vagee, then in a fluid but swift motion recklessly jams his full length into her throat
Man 1: "Man, did u hear bout that fuckin skeeze-pile Franchesca? Ryan Hoots just told me that hoebag is known for the best LA Short Stackin' this side of the mississipi!! That fag only paid five dollars too!!"

Man 2:"what a fuckin faggot"
by $$$THE SHIST BOYZ$$$ June 01, 2010
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San Diego Short Stack

When you have the first person (generally male) lays down on his back then has a WILLING female mount him in a 69 position. Then a well endowed little person mounts the female anally.
I never knew such a little guy could have such upper body strength, and he gave that guy a tea bag at the same time. So, thats a San Diego short stack?
by Tommy the Roach March 26, 2011
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Two women, 69 position, Motorboating each others boobs
69 Short Stack Motor Boat Rack Attack. Two women motorboating each other in the 69 position
by FDAU01 November 19, 2010
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