shish kebab 

The shish kebab is a dish of small cubes of meat pierced and held in place on a skewer. Using this term as a reference to the act of love adds an exotic twist (brings up images of the middle east were shishkebabs were invented) to the already blunt metaphore of the skewer penetrating the meat.

"Have you shish kebabed her yet"

shish kebab by will_will_will November 22, 2007

Shish-ka-dicked

To take a large penis

To have had sex with a large penis

Mary told Amy that she had been shish-ka-dicked by Bob the night before.

Bob has a very long shlong. Anyone he's had sex with, he's shish-ka-dicked.

Shish-ka-dicked by xzombabex November 28, 2015

Shish-ka-baby 

A ritual taken place upon a front porch, such as lighting dog poop on someone's front porch. Preforming a shish-ka-baby involves the act of impaling and ignighting a baby, or other small animal on fire, with a flamethrower, or some sort of alien (or foriegn)technology.

My teacher gave us so much homework,i decided not to do any of it, and instead, preform a shish-ka-baby on her front porch. No more homework for the rest of the year!

Shish-ka-baby by flamethrower, and pat da baker April 28, 2009

Shish-keboob 

the act of being painfully poked in the breast by an underwire that has emerged from one’s bra fabric

Ow! Shish-keboob! That does it - this bra is going in the garbage.

Shish-keboob by Civixen March 7, 2008

shish kablocked

When a man, hoping to talk to a pretty girl, is cocked blocked by another female. He must go through one piece of meet to get to another.

Yo Nate Dog, I am getting straight shish kablocked by this honey.

shish kablocked by THIS IS VOLTRON December 18, 2009

shish kaboob 

The act of stabbing a boob from the side with a knife and making sure it goes through to the other side of the boob
Used as jewelry; the new nipple piercing

Josey: Oh my god. Did you see her shish kaboob? It's so cute

shish kaboob by the_dinosaur April 17, 2014

Shish kebab 

'Shish kebab' is the most basic of the kebabs, used as a all-round censor for almost any curse word and is just an expression used in mild exasperation.

Shish KEbab! I lost my fucking virginity to some pedo gayass dickbag.

Shish kebab by KEBABboi June 30, 2018