the best and the most beautiful country in the whole entire world and richest. with most gorgeous guys and the most nicest people ever. i am from there! So to u albanians and croats fuck ur moms and your dads. albania and Croatia we will kick ur ass big time. we dont like u go join the world of people with no religion and no beleifs. you are not worth anything, not even one penny. albania is the worst country in the world with the most stinky people that live like pigs.
by serbiandiva January 1, 2004
by kone March 3, 2005
Serbs:
1- Have a rich culture, knowledge of literature, sports and the arts.
2- HAVE WAY TOO MANY GYPSIES IN THEIR COUNTRY.. these peeps are not registered residents so they can't get a job and all they do is dig through trash and force you to get your windows washed while trying to steal your wallet.
3- Are the cleanest people ever. So hygenically perfect it's almost unhuman.
4- Have the oldest cars man has ever known. Since it's Europe's dumpster, they get all they 1947 skala's and skoda's
5- are exposed to more pollution than elizabeth, nj, mexico city and los angeles combined. try breathing in belgrade. it's pretty damn tough.
6- are amazingly un-racist considering pretty much every nation has tried to slaughter em.
7- LIKE SAUSAGE WAY TOO MUCH and can't deal with proper nutrition
8-Don't know english unless they're young
9- Mostly Orthodox Christians.
1- Have a rich culture, knowledge of literature, sports and the arts.
2- HAVE WAY TOO MANY GYPSIES IN THEIR COUNTRY.. these peeps are not registered residents so they can't get a job and all they do is dig through trash and force you to get your windows washed while trying to steal your wallet.
3- Are the cleanest people ever. So hygenically perfect it's almost unhuman.
4- Have the oldest cars man has ever known. Since it's Europe's dumpster, they get all they 1947 skala's and skoda's
5- are exposed to more pollution than elizabeth, nj, mexico city and los angeles combined. try breathing in belgrade. it's pretty damn tough.
6- are amazingly un-racist considering pretty much every nation has tried to slaughter em.
7- LIKE SAUSAGE WAY TOO MUCH and can't deal with proper nutrition
8-Don't know english unless they're young
9- Mostly Orthodox Christians.
Woman: Hi I'd like some serbian low fat cheese
Deli Counterperson: LO-FAHT, HERE, THIS CHEESE 25% FAT FOR DIET
Woman: Now not only do I have build up in my arteries due to the terrible pollution in serbia, but the 98% fat sausage and extremely fatty cheese will probably kill me before Nato or Croatia tries to again. HOORAY!
Deli Counterperson: I GO LISTEN TO FOOTBALL GAME IN RADIO IN MY 1963 SKALA
Woman: HVALA!
Deli Counterperson: LO-FAHT, HERE, THIS CHEESE 25% FAT FOR DIET
Woman: Now not only do I have build up in my arteries due to the terrible pollution in serbia, but the 98% fat sausage and extremely fatty cheese will probably kill me before Nato or Croatia tries to again. HOORAY!
Deli Counterperson: I GO LISTEN TO FOOTBALL GAME IN RADIO IN MY 1963 SKALA
Woman: HVALA!
by llamaramadingdong April 11, 2007
a shit country that fuckin sucks ass at soccer. the ppl there are lazy sacs of shit that dont do anything
by Robert June 16, 2004
The first country to be "Juden frei" (In August 1942, Dr. Harald Turner) by collaborating with Nazis (Mihail Stanisic, The collaboration of Draza Mihailovic's Chetniks with the enemy forces of occupation, 1976)
Serbia didn't want to pass the 6month direction of Yougoslavia once Tito died. Serbian traitors started war in Croatia because they did want to rule them. Same Serbian killed 15 000 people in ONE night in Srebrenica a Bosnian town and invaded Bosnia until they stole part of their land And finally, deported thousands of albanians and killed 15 000 of them in 1999.
Oh yes, UN, precised that Serbia is representing 85% of war criminals accused people, that is why especially was created the TPIY for all those fukerz.
Chetniks are representing Serbia. The best smugglers, killers rapers in the world, though they are supported by orthodox church.
Serbia is a democratic country that loves his ultra nationalist and vote for extremist. Serbia is a coward country supported by their Russians brother
did they ever said sorry for killing?
Stop finding excuses. Facts are facts. U killed hundreds, and u all pay soon.
Serbia didn't want to pass the 6month direction of Yougoslavia once Tito died. Serbian traitors started war in Croatia because they did want to rule them. Same Serbian killed 15 000 people in ONE night in Srebrenica a Bosnian town and invaded Bosnia until they stole part of their land And finally, deported thousands of albanians and killed 15 000 of them in 1999.
Oh yes, UN, precised that Serbia is representing 85% of war criminals accused people, that is why especially was created the TPIY for all those fukerz.
Chetniks are representing Serbia. The best smugglers, killers rapers in the world, though they are supported by orthodox church.
Serbia is a democratic country that loves his ultra nationalist and vote for extremist. Serbia is a coward country supported by their Russians brother
did they ever said sorry for killing?
Stop finding excuses. Facts are facts. U killed hundreds, and u all pay soon.
Dragan from serbia says: Im from Serbia, so all neighbourhood is my bitch
Bosnian, Slovenian, Croatian and Albanian says: go fuckurself with ur gay greek brothers. U'll never get what is ours
So dragan decided to kill Bosnian in 1992 and rape an albanian child of 14years old in 1999 to prove he is a man
But now dragan is sucking Russia's cock because no one likes them and can prevent them from the ultimate judgment
Bosnian, Slovenian, Croatian and Albanian says: go fuckurself with ur gay greek brothers. U'll never get what is ours
So dragan decided to kill Bosnian in 1992 and rape an albanian child of 14years old in 1999 to prove he is a man
But now dragan is sucking Russia's cock because no one likes them and can prevent them from the ultimate judgment
by Dardan December 20, 2007
A country resoponsible for producing one of the worlds mos talented soccer players Bobby Despotovski. Despotovski made headlines around the world when he reacted to abuse from croation fans by showing them his 3 fingered salute.
by Anonymous October 3, 2003
WHAT THE HELL???Y r u stupid Serbs saying that Serbia kicked Croatia's ass???Here children i'll tell you how it happened to build up your education.
IN the time of Yugoslavia, the capital was Beograd wich is in Serbia today. So the Serbs got everything and they controled most of Yugoslavia. Croatians too! The languague was called Serbo-Croatian. The muslims didnt have anything(haha) att his time! Then Croatian people got tired of the Serbs having the capital and beign in the same country wit the Serbs so they decided it was time for independence! And then the war between Croats and Serbs began! NOW SEE U LIL STUPIDASS SERBS, if Serbia kicked Croatia's ass , Croatia would still be in Yugoslavia or it would be called Serbia! But the thing is, Croatia kicked Serbia'a ass and won its independence! ANd Croatia is becoming a richer and better country everyday while Serbia is going to hell. Hunger spreading in Serbia, people dying, beign hated by everyone except Russia! So you Serb bastards can just sit there and cry cuz CROATZ kicked ur ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IN the time of Yugoslavia, the capital was Beograd wich is in Serbia today. So the Serbs got everything and they controled most of Yugoslavia. Croatians too! The languague was called Serbo-Croatian. The muslims didnt have anything(haha) att his time! Then Croatian people got tired of the Serbs having the capital and beign in the same country wit the Serbs so they decided it was time for independence! And then the war between Croats and Serbs began! NOW SEE U LIL STUPIDASS SERBS, if Serbia kicked Croatia's ass , Croatia would still be in Yugoslavia or it would be called Serbia! But the thing is, Croatia kicked Serbia'a ass and won its independence! ANd Croatia is becoming a richer and better country everyday while Serbia is going to hell. Hunger spreading in Serbia, people dying, beign hated by everyone except Russia! So you Serb bastards can just sit there and cry cuz CROATZ kicked ur ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Franjo Tudjman: WE R GETTING TIRED OF BEIGN IN THIS FUKIN COUNTRY CALLED YUGOSLAVIA,I GOT AN IDEA MAYBE WE SHOULD KICK SERBIA'S ASS AND GET INDEPENDENCE!
Croatian people: Sure, let's go!
Croatian people: Sure, let's go!
by Drazen April 26, 2004