33 definitions by Drazen
WHAT THE HELL???Y r u stupid Serbs saying that Serbia kicked Croatia's ass???Here children i'll tell you how it happened to build up your education.
IN the time of Yugoslavia, the capital was Beograd wich is in Serbia today. So the Serbs got everything and they controled most of Yugoslavia. Croatians too! The languague was called Serbo-Croatian. The muslims didnt have anything(haha) att his time! Then Croatian people got tired of the Serbs having the capital and beign in the same country wit the Serbs so they decided it was time for independence! And then the war between Croats and Serbs began! NOW SEE U LIL STUPIDASS SERBS, if Serbia kicked Croatia's ass , Croatia would still be in Yugoslavia or it would be called Serbia! But the thing is, Croatia kicked Serbia'a ass and won its independence! ANd Croatia is becoming a richer and better country everyday while Serbia is going to hell. Hunger spreading in Serbia, people dying, beign hated by everyone except Russia! So you Serb bastards can just sit there and cry cuz CROATZ kicked ur ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IN the time of Yugoslavia, the capital was Beograd wich is in Serbia today. So the Serbs got everything and they controled most of Yugoslavia. Croatians too! The languague was called Serbo-Croatian. The muslims didnt have anything(haha) att his time! Then Croatian people got tired of the Serbs having the capital and beign in the same country wit the Serbs so they decided it was time for independence! And then the war between Croats and Serbs began! NOW SEE U LIL STUPIDASS SERBS, if Serbia kicked Croatia's ass , Croatia would still be in Yugoslavia or it would be called Serbia! But the thing is, Croatia kicked Serbia'a ass and won its independence! ANd Croatia is becoming a richer and better country everyday while Serbia is going to hell. Hunger spreading in Serbia, people dying, beign hated by everyone except Russia! So you Serb bastards can just sit there and cry cuz CROATZ kicked ur ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Franjo Tudjman: WE R GETTING TIRED OF BEIGN IN THIS FUKIN COUNTRY CALLED YUGOSLAVIA,I GOT AN IDEA MAYBE WE SHOULD KICK SERBIA'S ASS AND GET INDEPENDENCE!
Croatian people: Sure, let's go!
Croatian people: Sure, let's go!
by Drazen April 26, 2004
ZELJOOO SUCKSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
JEBEMO SARAJ'VO,
JEBEMO ZELJU,
JEBEMO VALEZA
I BOSNU CIJELU!!!!!!!!!!Zeljeznicar is a stupid name
JEBEMO SARAJ'VO,
JEBEMO ZELJU,
JEBEMO VALEZA
I BOSNU CIJELU!!!!!!!!!!Zeljeznicar is a stupid name
by Drazen April 25, 2004
A Croat, a Serb, a Muslim ,were having a competition of who can fart farther.
The Serb farted 5 miles, the Muslim 3 miles, and the Croat farted so much it could not be measured. On the evening news, it was announced that some unknown smelly gaslike explosion killed a grandma in Japan!! SO U CAN SEE THAT THE CROATS GAS TRAVELED ALL THE WAY TO JAPAN!!!
BEWARE OF THE GASES!
The Serb farted 5 miles, the Muslim 3 miles, and the Croat farted so much it could not be measured. On the evening news, it was announced that some unknown smelly gaslike explosion killed a grandma in Japan!! SO U CAN SEE THAT THE CROATS GAS TRAVELED ALL THE WAY TO JAPAN!!!
BEWARE OF THE GASES!
by Drazen April 25, 2004
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by Drazen April 27, 2004
Ya Serbian women r hot, but as said they have been raped by Croats, hahah Croatians fucked up everything for Serbs!
Croatian#1:Look at that hot Serbian bitch, what should we do with her?
Croatian #2: wanna rape her?
Croatian #1: sure, let's go
Croatian #2: wanna rape her?
Croatian #1: sure, let's go
by Drazen April 25, 2004