gas

DANGEROUS!!! Can be released from all kinds of thing, such as an ass!

A Croat, a Serb, a Muslim ,were having a competition of who can fart farther.
The Serb farted 5 miles, the Muslim 3 miles, and the Croat farted so much it could not be measured. On the evening news, it was announced that some unknown smelly gaslike explosion killed a grandma in Japan!! SO U CAN SEE THAT THE CROATS GAS TRAVELED ALL THE WAY TO JAPAN!!!
BEWARE OF THE GASES!

by Drazen April 25, 2004

Neretva

A river in Herzegovina, that flows through Croatia into the Adriatic sea.

He drowned in Neretva because he didn't know how to swim.

by Drazen April 25, 2004

potatoes

Food that Irish people really like.

The Irish kids bought all the potatoes in the store.

by Drazen April 25, 2004

Croats

The Croats, a Slavic nation.

Croats or Hrvati.

by Drazen April 25, 2004

Amerika

Usually how u write america in slavic languagues.

PROKLETA JE AMERIKA, i zalto sto sja, jebacemo vama majku, americka govna ta!

by Drazen April 27, 2004

Osijek

A city of eastern Croatia on the Drava River east-southeast of Zagreb. The city grew on the site of a Roman colony and fortress and was under Turkish rule from 1526 to 1687. Population: 129,792.

Pronunciation Key (ôs-k, -yk)

by Drazen April 25, 2004

HerzegBosnia

A Croatian state.

HercegBosno
u srcu te nosim,
kud kod krenem
s tobom se ponosim!

Lijepa tvoja,
brda i doline,
kao sunce, kad iz gore
sine.

Volim tvoje rodne
vinograde, kad ih
beru Citlucanke
mlade.

Volim Ljubuski
kad je pun behara,
Kupres,
Livno, pa sve do
Mostara.

Sa Sirokog puse
povjetarac, tu
se pijeva ganga
i becarac.


Volim Capljinu,
Posusje i Grude,
Stolac, Ravno,
sve postene ljude.

Tomislave,
grade od starina,
Sujica je i tebi
blizina.

Svoj na svome
sada mi zivimo,
i sa time svi se
ponosimo!

H
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C
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G
B
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S
N
A

by Drazen April 25, 2004