rodeo roper

When someone from Texas gives you a hand job.

After getting BBQ, she gave me a rodeo roper in my truck.

by BuckyPasta October 09, 2015

Roper pipe

A pipe not secluded behind a wall and often unecessarily bent up to four times. Ghetto-rigged.
A pipe that is exposed usually against building codes.

Dude, what we need is to connect a Roper pipe to save this bitch from flooding.

by Chumanzee August 01, 2012

toe roper

A name for a gay male hooker. Another name for 'Faggot', 'Queer', etc. Usually directed as an insult.

"Dude, you're such a fucking toe roper!"

"That toe roper just offered me sexual favors for money!"

by Papi Blanco July 10, 2017

goat roper

A wannabe cowboy who wears their boots over their pants, thus showing their ignorance of the purpose of the boots. They are more concerned with showing off how expensive their boots are, than practicality. (You wear your pants over your boots to keep snow, mud, and shit out of them.)

Why are you wearing your boots like a goat roper? Untuck them so the snow doesn't go inside!

by KatK November 26, 2007

Soap-on-a-roper

A man who devotes excessive energy to avoiding being judged homosexual, thus unwittingly demonstrating his own insecurity with regard to his sexual orientation. Derived from the device used by (among others) prisoners who do not wish to bend over in the shower.

A: Lee could be a serious competitive swimmer if he didn't insist on swimming in those massive military shorts.
B: That's typical, he's a total soap-on-a-roper.

by rufusdos August 24, 2011

Ben Roper

Sexiest man alive. Huge penis. Tends to give girls orgasms that resemble a tornado ripping through every part of their body.

Hey, did you hear about Ben Roper's dick?
Yeah, its huge!!! As soon as he got in me, i felt like a hurricane of pleasure was enveloping me

by croppppppppppppppp October 04, 2011

goat roper

When you are learning calf roping, you can accidentally snap the calf’s neck with your rope. Goats are less valuable than calves, so a goat-roper is a novice who is required to practice on goats. (I learned this in Lubbock, Texas, back in 1977.)

Yes, I know he does a lot of repair work for folks in the neighborhood, but as far as I’m concerned, he’s no more than a goat roper.

by CorkyFrom14thStreet April 25, 2016