WOW what a place to describe.. there is so much in this city.. the houses are overly priced u cant get a 5 bedroom house below 800,000.. its crazy.. all the rich people come here to settle down with there kids.. a nice place to raise kids.. well the kids become stuck up rich kids who spend there parents money and party all the time... the hang outs are ontario mills, victoria gardens,Legends,starbucks, innout, or just hang out someones mansion on the haven hills..
ohh where do you live?

Rancho Cucamonga?

ooo where all the rich white people live hahha
by Jessicaaa August 4, 2005
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A zone that a person goes into when they are truly raging. This zone is usually characterized by drunkin hookups in the girls bathroom at random hotels in Key West.
Reba went El Rancho on Spring Break 09
by DDgator December 8, 2009
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Southern California city where apparently all the white trash and their many children from Fontucky and surrounding high desert areas moved to when their plumbing, contracting, monster truck driving, or whatever other bumpkin jobs paid off and they could afford (or at least pretend to afford) an $800,000 house. If you are a hillbilly and do not know what nice really is, Rancho Cucamonga is the town for you.
Sometimes referred to as Rancho Cucaracha.
Conversation between two toothless emo boys from Phelan:

Boy1: I hear next year's gonna be a tv show what's called The RC about a bad kid from Wrightwood that gets adopted by rich folks in Rancho Cucamonga. You know like that OC show but better.

Boy2: Yeah, it sure is nice in the RC. One day when our meth lab is up and runnin' and we're makin' a hundred dollard a day we're gonna move there!
by Wilfred Brimley III May 17, 2006
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where all the rich people live down in southern california.
All anyone can see is forest and house gates. A person can never see any houses there because their driveways are so long.
person1: where'd ya go trick or treatin?
person2: rancho santa fe
person1: was it good?
person2 : no because everyone's property was so big it took 10 minutes just to walk to another house's door.
by Victor2 November 19, 2004
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A new suburb separating itself from the ghetto and the country. Home to Snobhalla and Rancho Ragers. The perfect distance from downtown, the beach, and the mountains. Mostly filled with white people or chaldeans racing around in their mercedes. Its the trendy thing to say you hate rancho, but those are the words of the spoiled children laying out in the beautiful weather and playing golf all day who don't exactly have enough brain power to entertain themselves.
I live in Rancho San Diego, not Rancho Bernanrdo and NOT Rancho Santa Fe
by LyleMelonie May 15, 2011
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Rancho Peñasquitos is a boring comunnity in northeastern San Diego. It mainly consists of white families and a ton of
Fucking Asians and Indians. There are also those Weird middle eastern families who can’t drive their fucking BMW’s and dress like fucking ninjas when ever they go outside. Aside from Asians and whites there are a few blacks who live in feather ridge, a ghetto town home community behind the vons shopping center. There are the Mexicans Gardners who speak no English and the illegals who build their huts in the canyons. Most of the Asians tend to either live in park village or the new development over by Westview high. The Asians are fucking annoying and weird and a ton of them are always at the Y and the ghetto ass library. They have taken over PQ and the schools are full of them. Nothing really ever happens in PQ except occasionally there is a house fire cause some dumbass does’nt know how to cook. The only calls the firefighters at station 40 get are wired Asians grandmas who fell down their fucking stairs or old Asians guys who think they are having a heart attack but really there is nothing wrong
With them. PQ is a soccer moms heaven and on Saturday Canyonside park is taken over by soccer moms in their Honda minivans. Teens in PQ live boring lives cause there is nothing to do and always smoke pot behind 7/11. The cops never really do anything except respond to car accidents where some Asian grandma hit a wealthy Asian guy in their Tesla.
Where do you live? Rancho Peñasquitos where is that? Chinatown.

Why is this accord going so slow? Because It is an old Asians wierdo.
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A upper-middle class community on the eastside of Chula Vista, California. This community is a rival of the Eastlake neighborhood, but both are mirror images of each other in terms of the type of people that live there. There's more diversity there that in West Chula Vista where being Mexican does not make you stand out. There are many priviledged Mexican families and their children can be classified as "sociales" or "socials", "fresas", or "cremillas" (Spanish slang for kids are considered "cream of the crop") that party in Tijuana's Plaza Rio district with fake IDs at the age of 13, already drinking & so fourth. About half those kids are full of apathy & prefer to gossip about irrelevant bullshit that wastes their time when they can actually do something more productive in life. There are also many posers who think they are "gangsta", but they're really "wankstas" & "minstrels". They do have the best all-round school south of the Interstate 8, with the highest test scores.
Rancho Del Rey is the most suburban place in Chula Vista, so no one can ever have any street cred, ever.
by Cab_Zapata February 27, 2008
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