gold plated penis 

it means that 1: your penis is popular, 2: people will try to steal your penis, 3: your penis is FUCKING GOLD PLATED!!!!! BRAG ALL YOU WANT!, 4: if you suck it, you will become gold plated all over your body because of the golden pee made by this format: aupp+pp (pee) = auppss (golden pee))., 5: you are a rich man and your gold was stolen, so you take the pills your dead grandpa told you to never take, and you get a aupp. how this could happen: 1: your penis is covered in pee and your penis hardened, 2: someone rich bitch stole your penis, put gold plates around it, and gave it back all in 1 night, 3: you are a woman and wanted a penis, so god granted you a shiny one, 4: you put gold plates around your penis (duh), 5: you stole someone's gold penis and replaced theirs with yours.

remember: these elements on the periodic table make a gold plated penis: au (gold)+mbs (saw)= aup (gold plate). aup+pf (pee factory, AKA. penis)=aupp (gold plated penis).

*you have a 1/99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999... % chance to get a gold plated penis when you are born.

gold plated penis by luiyay October 14, 2014

chrome plated polack 

someone of Lithuanian descent.

"I'll never understand why Janey married that chrome plated polack!"

chrome plated polack by corncobbutthole September 30, 2009

Gold Plated 

When a man pisses inside a woman's vagina for sexual pleasure. Earth shattering orgasms ensue.
Many men think it is impossible to pee with a hard on, but this is simply untrue.

Johnny Gold Plated me in the shower last night. I've never had such an intense orgasm in my whole life!

Gold Plated by goldplated December 27, 2015

Gold Plated Toilet Seat 

A person who is cheesy, a snob, and one who thinks:
1. "They're all that!" and really aren't, or
2. Believes they know more than everyone else, but really don't, and/or
3. Thinks they are better than everyone else.

In usage, such a person is described as sitting on their gold plated toilet seat, or asked to "get off their gold plated toilet seat."

See also: high horse, putting on the dog

Did you notice Angela at today's staff meeting? She was sitting on her gold plated toilet seat, trying to tell everyone what to do! Everyone knows she ain't all that!

Gold Plated Toilet Seat by CheetahCats April 11, 2010

L-Plated 

VERB: to do something stupidly or clumsily; mostly used by those attending King's College, Auckland, and their associates.
Derived from L Plate the plates that Learner drivers must display when driving.

Commonly used in conjunction with retard wanker eatass and other insults. Generally only used by teenage males.

Guy 1: Hey, Tom, where's mum's car? I want to go out.
Brother: Sorry, I crashed it coming into K-Rd. The cops dropped me off. Gutted eh?
Guy 1: Well, you fully L-Plated that, retard.

and

Guy 1: Man, I am so screwed..!
Friend: What's up?
Guy 1: I fully L-Plated it with Christie - called her Jess. Fuck.

L-Plated by Lecca August 22, 2006

poon plated porkie 

an object that is plated with vaginal skin.

Miles: Hey Chester, look at that airplane over there.
Prope: Yes Miles, its a poon plated porkie airplane.

poon plated porkie by Gaydos October 19, 2003

Condom-plated 

When someone means to say contemplated but has a dick in their mouth.

He condom-plated going to the store....*suck* *suck*

Condom-plated by S. Shizzle September 2, 2013