zhongli’s enormous cock.

his pillar is so large that it rearranged guyun stone forest in the archon war.
ZADDY ZHONGLI COULD REARRANGE ME WITH HIS GEO PILLAR
by peonypiss August 28, 2022
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When a boner is only halfway up, while the other half is still flacid
"I randomly got a half pillar last night"

"Thats a bummer"
by Mr. Half Pillar December 10, 2013
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The shaft of the male reproductive organs when it is erect.

Inspired by an episode of Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law.
The woman couldn't stop imagining about her lover's pillar of justice...
by Zen Thing July 29, 2004
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a guy's pillar & stones means his cock & balls.
My cadet roomie, Matt, has a gorgeous pillar & stones!
by USAF Cadet November 5, 2020
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A metaphorical description of Greg Oden's penis based on the mythological chair upon which Oden sat and ruled the nine realms of the Norse universe.
Person 1: "Wo! did you check out Oden's Pillar?"
Person 2: "Not possible, the Norse gods and their worlds are myths"
Person 1: "I was referring to the picture Greg Oden took of his penis"
Person 2: "Oh yeah. I can only describe that thing as traumatic"
by lynroadskyroad October 4, 2013
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