All of that pop and cigarettes are turning you into a pank pank!
by fonzanoon May 5, 2011
by Pzzzzz November 25, 2011
by MaryCourtAdrienMeagan January 2, 2008
The result of the adding of the words "poo" and "wank" together.
To pank: when one masturbates at the same time as taking a crap, so as to stimulate the prostate and heighten sexual pleasure.
To pank: when one masturbates at the same time as taking a crap, so as to stimulate the prostate and heighten sexual pleasure.
Mate I ate three packs of fruit and fibre yesterday...I'm going to pank my brains out with a shit that firm. It's gonna be panktastic.
I wanted a hangover wank this morning, but my shit's to runny to get a pank boner.
I wanted a hangover wank this morning, but my shit's to runny to get a pank boner.
by Stubbsy. The real one October 11, 2006
Boys we are absolutely frying tonight, we’ve got so many kills.
Yeah man, we are absolutely panking right now.
Yeah man, we are absolutely panking right now.
by aquaxanasux January 16, 2021