Short for 'Open Ass Fart', To OAF is when you hold your butt cheeks open and fart. With your butt cheeks spread your butthole opens and makes a quiet wind noise but the deadly smell will consume the room.
'Omg look it's Jenny and her friends, they're always so mean to me'
'Why don't you go over and OAF at them? That'll teach them'
'You know what, why not!'
'Why don't you go over and OAF at them? That'll teach them'
'You know what, why not!'
by Davisym September 18, 2017
by asd38 May 22, 2013
acronym for "only a friend" - a guy who will do just about anything with an attractive woman, short of anything sexual.
hence, his status of being "only a friend".
hence, his status of being "only a friend".
"...oh you mean that hot babe talking with Dave over there? don't worry dude,they're not a couple. you can still try to score with her....he's just an oaf!"
by Robbie May 14, 2005
by youngboshe August 14, 2015
An acronym for 'Old as fuck' - Pronounced as spelled.
Used to describe an old person, also usually a luddite.
Used to describe an old person, also usually a luddite.
Damn - Your dad had to call you from his house phone to ask you how to send a txt on his cell phone? He must be OAF!
by PittaMan March 5, 2011