numpty

A complete blooming idiot, one who needs to have one's eyes slapped out. A candidate for the Darwin Awards.

That Hammock is a f**king numpty!

by beffkin March 19, 2003

numpty

A bit of a tit

Beat it ya numpty, before I chin ye

by Dugswab January 10, 2003

numpty

An absolute idiot

"Brian can be such a numpty."

by Apes_Dawg June 23, 2016

NUMPTY

Canadian Forces term for someone who is a complete idiot ( and we are not allowed to swear at them any longer)

Example == Infantry

Usage == Look out it's the numpty boys

by Ron September 12, 2003

numpty

a person who is stupid

You are a numpty

by Jamie December 23, 2003

numpty

complete idiot whose iq ranges from 0-1

brian mcfadden (aka tubby) is a numpty

by mr.xyz December 28, 2005

numpty

Someone who cannot figure out how to open a Jaguar using the manafacturer's key.

When the car is more intelligent than the driver.
Mike you are a complete numpty, take it back to where you bought it from and tell them you are too thick to drive it..

by Segun January 25, 2005