UD Nobel Laureate 

A person who has achieved the highest worldwide recognition for an important contribution to culture or the sciences.

I was awakened early this morning by a phone call from Stockholm telling me that I had won the Nobel Prize for my UD work; however it quickly became apparent that I was not the UD Nobel Laureate and that I was only dreaming and so I can merely claim that I momentarily tasted the sweet recognition that of course I clearly do actually deserve for all of my UD contributions which incidentally have now totaled 900 as of today.

UD Nobel Laureate by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019

Just won the Nobel prize

Giving yourself a "formerly" prestidgous award for doing absolutely nothing except thinking you deserve it.

Bill- man I just won the salesman of the week award at the dealership.

Barack Obama- oh yeah? I just won the Nobel PRize just because I said nuclear weapons are bad.

Just won the Nobel prize by Countmonster411 October 9, 2009

alfred nobel 

Alfred Nobel is a scientist from sweden who invented the dynamite. he lived between 1833 and 1896. He died in San Remo in Italy. During the time he died he had three houses. one in france, italy and sweden. He lived in Karlskoga in Sweden. The only reason that the nobel prize is given out in Sweden is that he had his white russian horses in his stable in Karlskoga.

Alfred Nobel var en mycket klok man.

meaning:
Alfred Nobel was a very wise man.

alfred nobel by Per W September 30, 2007

Denver Nobel 

Denver is a boy who is destined to be with a girl starting with A, preferably an Abbey. He falls in love after years of meeting each other even though the girl has been obsessed at first glance.

Girls starting with A and ending in Y are my loves - Denver Nobel

Denver Nobel by EEAC September 19, 2022

Pull a Casey Nobel 

To trap a man by getting pregnant on purpose

Amanda says she got pregnant by accident, that she forgot to take her pill. No she didn't forget, she meant to pull a Casey Nobel.

Pull a Casey Nobel by Jaxs99 February 17, 2017

nobelium uranium 

A masterfully crafted response to the famously deadly "you mom gay" roast.
Believed to be forged by the finest of roasters, possibly even a level 3 sound cloud rapper.

Nobelium & Uranium are both elements. Nobelium's symbol is "No" and Uranium's is "U".
Combined, they make the response "No U".
Not only is "No U" an effective reply to any roast, but in this form it reflects your intelligence and can make their stupidity known, amplifying the affect of the response, ruining their career if used effectively.

12 year old COD gamer: "yo'ure mom gay"
You, blessed with an IQ of 5000: "Nobelium Uranium"
12 year old COD gamer: "Wtf bro"
- *12 year old COD gamer left the game*

nobelium uranium by Foxzes February 26, 2018

Noble idiot 

A person who 'sacrifices' their own happiness with the assumption that they are bringing happiness to the person they are sacrificing for, when in fact, this sacrifice makes the other person even more unhappy.

Prime Minister: I'm in a contract marriage with you and now you're telling me that my real missing and presumed dead wife is really alive?
I: Yes. So I'm going to leave you even though we've decided we actually love each other and want to marry for real now.
Prime Minister: But I don't want my old wife back. She pretended to be dead so I hate her now. But I love you, you noble idiot.
I: Tough. I'm gonna travel the world and write a kids book. Get back with your old wife.
*Prime Minister proceeds to not get back with old wife because he hates her while I mopes because she's depressed she left the Prime Minister*

Noble idiot by kshyt0385 February 5, 2014