MuffinMuggers 

The #1 Reptile

Joe: I was playing online Mortal Kombat today and i lost 150-0 against a Reptile.
Brant: Must have been MuffinMuggers. Everyone knows he's #1.

MuffinMuggers by Pig Of The Hut December 8, 2012

muffin man 

A man that performs oral sex on a woman.

Susie seems to be glowing more than usual today. She must have been visited by the muffin man.

muffin man by itsjussme February 28, 2004

Muffination 

A Muffin that can overtake a nation

Matthew: I Like Muffins

Remiz: GET READY TO GET MUFFINATION, Woops

Muffination by Muffinmanloltacos July 24, 2011

the muffin man 

the utmost scaryest person in the whole entire world

only the muffin man could rape kids in a way that it feels good...

the muffin man by dane garner March 8, 2008

muffintastic 

For those of you that love muffins, this compares an object to the awesomeness of muffins.

I love your earrings: they're muffintastic!

muffintastic by lizard6745 September 17, 2009

the muffin man 

he is 14 but 5 gay 5’8

fortnite user DaMuffinMan7256 the muffin man

the muffin man by westonfuller fat April 3, 2020

Muffinballs 

When a man wears pants so tight that you can see the outline of his balls. Also can be used when someones balls pop out of their speedo in Europe.

"Mother of God, look at Brandons' muffinballs, he should get some new jeans"

Muffinballs by Bobthegoldfish April 17, 2013