he is a king ,strong and a good frenid you can trust him a lot but beware do not annoy him you will regret he will find his revenge they will be silent but awful and more if you hurt him he has a lot of humor and he will do anything to make you happy even if it makes himself look stupid
Kristian is the KING
by @urbandictionnary November 25, 2018
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An Ugly kid usually has an ugly haircut. Ugly toes and stinks
Per 1 : eww you stink
Per 2 : were you with kristian?!
Per 1 : yuck
by Angelrodriguez February 14, 2016
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A gay boi from little town in norway lmao. He's gay lol. Once he said he was the gayest hah. He's gay. Also: not huge penis!opposite.
Kristian don't have an enormous schlong
by Kristan gay! LoL! October 18, 2018
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Kristian (To pull A..) - To bring to an abrupt end, a thread and/or topic on an Internet message board.
"Oh Mr.Darcey, However will shall we continue our fleeting romance, now that you have pulled a Kristian all over my facebook page". - Pride and Prejudice - J.Austen
by dionmcbud January 20, 2010
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A very stuck up little brat. she enjoys picking fun at Shakil and she likes to brag about many things. She'll say something mean as a joke, and will laugh with you about it. She can be nice, however, she can destroy youre reputation with a single click. DO NOT MESS WITH KRISTIAN
Get out of my face Kristian!
Get out of mine first5.
by sh4k1l April 10, 2019
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Thank god im not a Kristian
by Jonny 515 April 29, 2016
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A short, fat emo kid with brown hair and glasses that watches anime and plays League Of Legends
Person 1: Have you seen Kristian?
Person 2: Yeah, he always munches on crackers while watching anime
by dominoguy11 October 2, 2019
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