The bestest friend and boyfriend a girl can ask for, so kind and sweet and always knows how to make you laugh. Hes so loyal and if your in a bad mood a bit insecure, he'll think he was the one that upseted you. He knows how to make you feel better and hes the funniest guy you might ever meet. He might usually talk in a high pitched voice or call you daddy / papi. He might tend to go through the relationship a bit fast but only in the sweetest and kindest way. He dosent make you more uncomfortable after you admitting that he did, and he'll be more cautious. He treats people amazingly no matter what, even if they were to make him so angry and sad.
by Dumb Child January 24, 2021
by Luan March 3, 2005
Koby is the most frustrating human being you will ever meet. For some reason everyone loves him and you want to be friends with him, even though he's not very nice. He's extremely intelligent but also sometimes very blonde. He's good at almost everything and always is trying to get girls. His loyalty is sometimes questionable but if he makes you mad he'll at least try to make it right.
by rangeoaaintap January 19, 2018
Kobie is the name usually given to sexually challenged males of Australia with unusual addictions to the online game "Maple Story". Kobie's enjoy sexxing Roos and abusing their little brothers.
The Kobies vocabulary is consisted of :
Lol
You Fail
Plawx
Out Of Mesorz
Penor
Roflcopter
omghouse
lmaonade
The Kobies vocabulary is consisted of :
Lol
You Fail
Plawx
Out Of Mesorz
Penor
Roflcopter
omghouse
lmaonade
by josstin und ingi October 21, 2007
(NOUN: PERSON: FEMALE)
Nickname: Kobs Affiliation: A box of saltines
Quite Possibly is a saltine due to how much salt is produced in online games. Any kind of online game causes salt to excrete from the very pours of her skin. Can only calm down when teammates are not (quote) "Gay, useless, and completely stupid." Enjoys the use of the word "kinky" in innocent situations. She was jailed at the age of 6 when she played Mario Brothers for the first time and proceeded to burn down the suburb.
(VERB: ACTION)
To kobi is enter into a state of complete and utter toxicity that causes all sense of reason to leave the user completely. Commonly the verb kobi is used when playing online games. Typically symptoms only occur during gaming however on rare occasions such as annoying movie or book series, the word kobi is applicable. Only known cure to this is dihydrogen monoxide
Nickname: Kobs Affiliation: A box of saltines
Quite Possibly is a saltine due to how much salt is produced in online games. Any kind of online game causes salt to excrete from the very pours of her skin. Can only calm down when teammates are not (quote) "Gay, useless, and completely stupid." Enjoys the use of the word "kinky" in innocent situations. She was jailed at the age of 6 when she played Mario Brothers for the first time and proceeded to burn down the suburb.
(VERB: ACTION)
To kobi is enter into a state of complete and utter toxicity that causes all sense of reason to leave the user completely. Commonly the verb kobi is used when playing online games. Typically symptoms only occur during gaming however on rare occasions such as annoying movie or book series, the word kobi is applicable. Only known cure to this is dihydrogen monoxide
(NOUN)
Random Player: Calm down, its just a gam
Kobi: **** ****** ****** *****
(VERB)
Salty Person: ***** ***** ****
Sane Person: Stop being a kobi
Random Player: Calm down, its just a gam
Kobi: **** ****** ****** *****
(VERB)
Salty Person: ***** ***** ****
Sane Person: Stop being a kobi
by AsTheWindBlows July 14, 2016
A wannabee Kobe Bryant who is actually a rat that lives on the streets and trys to skate but always fails. He also trys to jump over cars but just takes severe injuries in the process.
by Richard Velde May 9, 2008