1. To squeeze your butt-cheeks together so hard that you are forced onto your toes and your khakis become floods.
2. A popular dance move where one abruptly clenches his/her cheeks, shoots up on their toes, and lets out an MJ scream
2. A popular dance move where one abruptly clenches his/her cheeks, shoots up on their toes, and lets out an MJ scream
Babe #1- "Wow things got pretty aggresive back there. Did you see Joey doing the Khaki-Clench?"
Babe #2- "Sure did. The old Khaki-Clench"
Babe #2- "Sure did. The old Khaki-Clench"
by RagDale February 10, 2011
Bradley, having to pack his suitcase in a rush, only packed khaki pants, forgetting that his only jacket was also khaki. Once dressed in khaki from head to toe, Bradley became known as Don Khaki.
by danindaminivan September 30, 2010
The event in which the zipper area of your khaki shorts or pants appear to create a boner. It's easily spotted and very embarrassing as it only is and illusion and not an actual boner.
by TDKB February 22, 2011
"Did you see mike today?" Said Phil.
"Yeah he's wearing khakis to impress the girls." Said John.
"What a Khaki Fag!" Said Phil.
"Yeah he's wearing khakis to impress the girls." Said John.
"What a Khaki Fag!" Said Phil.
by cantdye2nightmmmman January 19, 2014
(verb)
1. To take every day, grab it by the horns, wrestle it down to the ground and make it call you daddy
2. To, on any given day, behave like a khaki-clad military man
3. To never walk away from any situation thinking “If only I had…”
(noun)
1. A day on which you wear khakis
1. To take every day, grab it by the horns, wrestle it down to the ground and make it call you daddy
2. To, on any given day, behave like a khaki-clad military man
3. To never walk away from any situation thinking “If only I had…”
(noun)
1. A day on which you wear khakis
by rock throckmorten September 3, 2009
Occurs when the clothes dryer wont fully dry khaki shorts, and you're stuck hanging them up all around the house.
John: Hey man, whats going on in here?
Will: Dryer won't dry my pants all the way, so I had to make a khaki jungle.
Will: Dryer won't dry my pants all the way, so I had to make a khaki jungle.
by willembahh May 19, 2013
When a person (usually fuckboys) wear those ugly ass khaki shorts or joggers by choice not by any regulations thinking they swag is off the charts
Girl 1:Ohh look at him
Girl 2:Ohh yeah he fine but wait
Girl 1:What
Girl 2: He a fuckboy he wearing choice khakis
Girl 2:Ohh yeah he fine but wait
Girl 1:What
Girl 2: He a fuckboy he wearing choice khakis
by P0tat03F33ling5 August 15, 2015