we're not in Kansas anymore 

When you're in a place or situation that is outside your comfort zone or scope of understanding. Strange surroundings.

Man #1: Where are we? Everybody's dressed like a bunch of freaks!

Man #2: We're not in Kansas anymore!

we're not in Kansas anymore by JeremiahBullfrog December 9, 2008

kansas city steamer 

Ginormous amount of odorous, foul smelling shit.

Hey Maynard! Brad said he lost 3 pounds when

he dropped a huge stinky KANSAS CITY STEAMER
in the toilet!!!

kansas city steamer by SNARKKY25 February 24, 2020

Kansas Kazoo 

The sexual act of vibrating the pussy so fast that it creates a humming sound.

We tried for hours, but i finally heard the Kansas Kazoo. She screamed with pleasure so loud her jaw popped out.

Kansas Kazoo by M-Chill December 21, 2012

Kansas muffin hooper 

When a girl rubs her boobs on a guy's ass to give him pleasure.

Maura gave Cody a Kansas muffin hooper last night and he jizzed in his pants!

Sebastion begged Ashley for a Kansas muffin hooper last night and she willingly obliged.

Molly and Trey love to Kansas muffin hooper all night long.

Kansas muffin hooper by JJAAMMSS April 17, 2009

Kansas Milk 

Four honey buns and a handjob.

"I took her out to dinner and all I got was a Kansas Milk."

Kansas Milk by Iced Cooley November 2, 2009

Kansas City Faggot 

Someone who is hired to get a little track laid, but ends up dancing and jumping around to the tune of "De Camptown Ladies."

"I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots."

Kansas City Faggot by Mongo_Pawn April 9, 2010

Kansas City Coast Guard 

Standing outside your friend's bedroom door and diverting his family members away whilst he is banging his girlfriend.

Hey, man. I'm gonna fuck my bitch tonight, but my folks are around. Could you give me a Kansas city coast guard?

Kansas City Coast Guard by niccorator December 30, 2013