joob

a jew with a chode or a chode that is jewish

"You are such a joob"
"Go play with your joob"

by LUKEKELLERMADEUPJOOBWITHCOLINBAKER June 24, 2003

Joob

(adj.) Pronounced "joob" or "jube". One who makes multiple "junior" (rookie/school-boy) "boobs" or errors in situations where they should know better. Similar to a "noob" however it more specifically refers to traveler(s) who whilst abroad make a comedy of errors.

I just got another (spontaneous) nosebleed, im such a joob" "you joob, you didt write down directions to the next hostel

by joriginaloob May 29, 2011

joob

slang term for Indian

My mom likes that joob curry.

by joobie August 5, 2003

joob

Someone who is constantly crying and throws fits when something doesnt go their way.

by JuT October 21, 2003

Platty Joobs

The true name for the Queen's Platinum Jubilee.

This year is the Queen's Platty Joobs. Rule Britannia, keep Andrew out of sight.

by DefinitelyRobbie May 30, 2022

blooby joobs

Sticky cum with an egg white-like consistency.

"I made some blooby joobs inside my girlfriend last night."

by StanSmith November 16, 2013

Platty Joobs

Platty Joobs - Platinum Jubilee

To celebrate the platinum jubilee for the Queen of England... except it's been England-ified

Aw Liz congrats on the Platty Joobs

by Pogoextreme June 2, 2022