Adjective: An individual who possesses both incredible stupidity but unshakable confidence.
If not for John's constant mistakes, the company would be ten times as successful--yet he somehow takes credit for all our success. That guy is a real Hodg.
by Mcgmcgmcg March 10, 2011
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a very angry short man, stuck with teaching digital imaging. obsessed with chuck norris, random picture taking, and telling people to donate their eggs. he frightens easy and will beat you with anything when given the chance to make you cry.
The guy was a total hodges, he beat me till i cried for chuck norris.
by Ryan Vogle January 30, 2009
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Noun; A Penis in its normal un erected stage.
" Dude, I got my Hodge S(ed) last night.
by David Taversak July 2, 2006
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(adj)

one who is mentally incapable of being big brain. They also think that they are a very good musician by playing Micheal Jackson. They are an extreme try hard and constantly brag about their “skills” to middle schoolers.
God Elye why are you such a hodge?!
by veronicagonzalez January 27, 2020
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To be taken advantage of in a homosexual nature. Sneaking up from behind and saudomizing ones anus.
Last night I was so drunk I think I got hodged

Stop hodging me and just frigg off
by Bubbles78787 December 28, 2010
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a crazy growth in the groinal area first seen by colonal jaspal in the korean war
i have this crazy hodge growing on my balls
by joe smith February 11, 2004
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A weird shiny person who obsesses over a certain college football teams and Chuck Norris.
All the noob in the barrens chat are hodges'
by Vanish29 April 29, 2008
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