(noun; pronounced: ham-BURR-jenss) Hamburgence is a physiologically-induced, and paradoxically urgent state of mind; one that combines all the mystery and intrigue of the human digestive processes, the urgent drive to satisfy a craving, and the related cascade of coma-inducing neurotransmitter chemicals in response to the consumption, and subsequent OVERFILL of specifically fatty foods: primarily hamburgers. The end result is usually a Food-Coma.
The chubby kid in the booth at McDonalds, staring vacantly at the 10+ empty hamburger wrappers before him, unable to move nor utter a single word, has reached the event horizon of a Food-Coma, brought on by an episode of HAMBURGENCE.
As he raises his sausage-link fingers to grasp ahold of his cup of over-priced sugar-syrup-water, he suddenly realizes the futility of such an ambitious act; subsequently surrendering to his body's fat-saturated condition - albeit temporarily.
Note: a hamburgence-induced food-coma is one of the shorter-lasting conditions related to overindulgence.
The chubby kid in the booth at McDonalds, staring vacantly at the 10+ empty hamburger wrappers before him, unable to move nor utter a single word, has reached the event horizon of a Food-Coma, brought on by an episode of HAMBURGENCE.
As he raises his sausage-link fingers to grasp ahold of his cup of over-priced sugar-syrup-water, he suddenly realizes the futility of such an ambitious act; subsequently surrendering to his body's fat-saturated condition - albeit temporarily.
Note: a hamburgence-induced food-coma is one of the shorter-lasting conditions related to overindulgence.
Johnny: "We should hit the road now, if we're going to make it to the hotel in time to check in."
Gordo: "I....can't....move...ughhhnnn"
Johnny: "Oh no, you didn't... My back hurts today, I can't carry you again!"
Gordo: "I am sorry....but....I...I...." (drools on self, eyes half-lidded)
Johnny: "Dude - your hamburgence has gotten to a dangerous level.. I've had enough of your blubbery! Get up!!"
Gordo: "zzzzzz....zzzzz...."
Gordo: "I....can't....move...ughhhnnn"
Johnny: "Oh no, you didn't... My back hurts today, I can't carry you again!"
Gordo: "I am sorry....but....I...I...." (drools on self, eyes half-lidded)
Johnny: "Dude - your hamburgence has gotten to a dangerous level.. I've had enough of your blubbery! Get up!!"
Gordo: "zzzzzz....zzzzz...."
by Astral Dissection June 26, 2011
The best place to live in boring germany.
An ancient harbor city, where u can party almost every day.
It´s quite clean, diverse, polite and open to anyone
from anywhere. Just grab an Astra-Beer and have a seat at the
bar. Overall a tolerant place, where the cops don´t
bother peaceful potheads while on patrol.
Famous Reeperbahn redlight-district included.
An ancient harbor city, where u can party almost every day.
It´s quite clean, diverse, polite and open to anyone
from anywhere. Just grab an Astra-Beer and have a seat at the
bar. Overall a tolerant place, where the cops don´t
bother peaceful potheads while on patrol.
Famous Reeperbahn redlight-district included.
by Weltregierung January 3, 2008
by Royale With Cheese June 29, 2007
A very tasty food which consists of beef, hamburger buns, and a wide variety of toppings incuding, but not limited to: Mustard, Ketchup, Pickles, BBQ, Bacon, Lettuce, Onion. The best hamburgers can be found at bars or are homeade.
You can find fake, nasty hamburgers at many fast food places.
You can find fake, nasty hamburgers at many fast food places.
Burger King...more like King of fake burgers! Bob's Bar in the small town of Smallville has the states best hamburgers!
by Meijer's! September 20, 2005
A penis trick in which you fold your dingy between and under your beanbag. Proceed to hold it there and twist the entire unit as a whole. Now your dingy should be between your balls in the horizontal position. If done right the outcome will strikingly resemble a hamburger. Comes with a sesame seed bun.
by the one and only brad January 23, 2004
megan: kayla, what did you get in the mail today?
kayla: a steeming hot hamburger!! : i think someone is hamburgering me
kayla: a steeming hot hamburger!! : i think someone is hamburgering me
by kool-whip June 7, 2009
(noun; pronounced: ham-BURR-jenss) Hamburgence is a physiologically-induced state of mind; one that combines all the mystery and intrigue of the human digestive processes, and the related cascade of coma-inducing neurotransmitter chemicals in response to the consumption, and subsequent OVERFILL of - specifically - incredibly fatty foods: primarily hamburgers.
The chubby kid in the booth at McDonalds, staring vacantly at the 10+ empty hamburger wrappers before him, unable to move nor utter a single word, has reached a plainly obvious state of.... HAMBURGENCE.
As he raises his sausage-link fingers to grasp ahold of his cup of over-priced sugar-syrup-water, he suddenly realizes the futility of such an ambitious act, thereby surrendering to his body's fat-saturated, blubbery condition - albeit temporarily.
He is hamburgent; hamburgent he is.
The chubby kid in the booth at McDonalds, staring vacantly at the 10+ empty hamburger wrappers before him, unable to move nor utter a single word, has reached a plainly obvious state of.... HAMBURGENCE.
As he raises his sausage-link fingers to grasp ahold of his cup of over-priced sugar-syrup-water, he suddenly realizes the futility of such an ambitious act, thereby surrendering to his body's fat-saturated, blubbery condition - albeit temporarily.
He is hamburgent; hamburgent he is.
Johnny: "We should hit the road now, if we're going to make it to the hotel in time to check in."
Gordo: "I....can't....move...ughhhnnn"
Johnny: "Oh no, you didn't... My back hurts today, I can't carry you again!"
Gordo: "I am sorry....but....I...I...." (drools on self, eyes half-lidded)
Johnny: "Dude - your hamburgence has gotten to a dangerous level.. I've had enough of your blubbery! Get up!!"
Gordo: "zzzzzz....zzzzz...."
Gordo: "I....can't....move...ughhhnnn"
Johnny: "Oh no, you didn't... My back hurts today, I can't carry you again!"
Gordo: "I am sorry....but....I...I...." (drools on self, eyes half-lidded)
Johnny: "Dude - your hamburgence has gotten to a dangerous level.. I've had enough of your blubbery! Get up!!"
Gordo: "zzzzzz....zzzzz...."
by Astral Dissection June 4, 2011