A pussy ass christian mexican tv show about people doing stupid things and how god help them, most of its audience are basically fat woman or just persons that want to laugh about how stupid it is
Michael: Hey john want to play mario kart 69 ???
John: I can't, I'm watching La Rosa de Guadalupe
Michael: That program is for ass mexicans
John: I know, but is funny beacuse its dumb
John: I can't, I'm watching La Rosa de Guadalupe
Michael: That program is for ass mexicans
John: I know, but is funny beacuse its dumb
by CamiloCamote May 5, 2019
When someone defacates on their sexual partner in a hotel room while they are asleep, usually passed out drunk. Then the person is awakened by housekeeping full of feces. This is also known as a Maryvale Mudslide, only a Maryvale mudslide isn't restricted to hotel rooms.
Last night I did something I'm not very proud of. I gave Nancy a Guadalupe wake up call and she's pretty shitty about it.
by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023
When a guy or girl is awakened by housekeeping at a hotel/motel and see they were defecated on while passed out drunk.
Aw man, Chino was so pissed off at Monique last night, he took her back to his room, and she had the ol Guadalupe wake up call...
Housekeeper-"knock knock, housekeeping.
Monique-"Uuuugh...what the!!"
Housekeeper-"knock knock, housekeeping.
Monique-"Uuuugh...what the!!"
by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023
The treaty signed in 1848 that brought an end to the Mexican American War. This treaty liquidated the Mexican Empire, which was forced to give up 60% of its territory.
Texas, Alta California, and Arizona were ceded to America. America was also given partial control over a part of Panama, where it intended to build a canal.
British Honduras (now Belize) and Mosquito Coast (now parts of Nicaragua and Honduras) were ceded back to the British Empire, who had previously lost those territories to Mexico.
Parts of Northern Mexico were put into the sphere of influence of America and Napoleon's France.
Mexico recognized the independence of Panama, Costa Rica, Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, and Yucatan.
Mexico recognized British sphere of influence over the Yucatan state, and recognized American influence over the remaining independent states.
Mexico was forced to demilitarize its northern provinces.
America, France, and Britain were permitted to have armies in Mexico city.
Texas, Alta California, and Arizona were ceded to America. America was also given partial control over a part of Panama, where it intended to build a canal.
British Honduras (now Belize) and Mosquito Coast (now parts of Nicaragua and Honduras) were ceded back to the British Empire, who had previously lost those territories to Mexico.
Parts of Northern Mexico were put into the sphere of influence of America and Napoleon's France.
Mexico recognized the independence of Panama, Costa Rica, Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, and Yucatan.
Mexico recognized British sphere of influence over the Yucatan state, and recognized American influence over the remaining independent states.
Mexico was forced to demilitarize its northern provinces.
America, France, and Britain were permitted to have armies in Mexico city.
The Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo took down the Mexican Empire. Mexico later refused terms of the treaty and took up arms again, which ended the French and American spheres of influence over Mexico, recognized full Mexican sovereignty over Yucatan, and revoked all limitations on the Mexican military. The second treaty restored Mexican territorial integrity, whilst still leaving Central America dominated by the British and Americans.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx August 4, 2020
Is a two couple that can work together in a team and they both have so much fun and they support each other family. Guadalupe give every love to Eduardo and he try to give her every thing to make him happy
by Master cookie dough 374 November 22, 2021