1: Talking about the heating of the world that is supposed to be caused by humans
2: Going to go have sex
2: Going to go have sex
by Starriss Lunariss April 25, 2008
Get the Talk about global warmingmug. The state of the world as it is now where the world keeps getting hoter and hoter. It has been proven that if all carbon dioxide emission were to stop right now the world would contune to get warmer and it would take a thousand years for it to get back to normal. But as more carbon dioxide goes into the air it makes global warming go farward even faster. The world is getting warmer at a rate faster than computer models have predicted. There is now no ice in the artic ocean in the summer. It has been predicted that if it contunes in years to come the amazon rainforest will die first turn to grass land then to desert. The growing belts in the U.S. that grows a large part of the world's food will vanish and a global famine will result which will cause massive fighting between nations as they struggle for the limited food and water supply. With the politcal state of the world a nuclear war is not out of the question.
You have been warned. Hear me now believe me later.
You have been warned. Hear me now believe me later.
by Deep blue 2012 April 1, 2010
Get the Run away global warmingmug. political fabrication by those lusting for inordinate control
see also: fascist strategems
It's the sun, stupid.
see also: fascist strategems
It's the sun, stupid.
As the sun's myriad of natural cycles approach intersection solar output increases radically thereby heating planets proportionally. Unfortunately some deem this solar warming a global warming crisis irrationally insisting it be man made all the while ignoring the ONE source of heat in the proximate cosmos. These people are oft refered to as the cult of manmadeglobalwarning. Well before the dawn of man there were numerous ice ages and global warmings.
by Honor Sursault June 18, 2013
Get the global warming crisismug. A movement that seeks to overthrow all the governments of the world and then ban all burning off fossil fuels and/or seek to destory all fossil fuel burning sites and internal combustion engines.
by Judge dredd7 September 7, 2011
Get the Militant Anti Global Warming movementmug. Mother nature putting down her clothe.
Tim: Winter's been warmer than usual lately, probably because of global warming.
Mike: Oh, it's just mother nature putting down her clothe and she's hot as fuck.
Mike: Oh, it's just mother nature putting down her clothe and she's hot as fuck.
by skeletonian April 18, 2021
Get the global warmingmug. Someone who calls themselves a climate change activist, and believes the world is ending all because of a ridiculous idea Al Gore came up with to scare and control the masses using fake data from paid scientific actors. People knew about this when it started, so nobody is falling for it unless they are sincerely foolish. Any real scientist knows it’s a scam and conspiracy.
A Global warming conspiracist tried to convince me the air is going to destroy the planet because I drive to work every day and the earth is flat and so on and whatever else conspiracy theorists come up with.
by Petdragon December 28, 2022
Get the global warming conspiracistmug. A false statement that describes Earth rapidly heating up because of human activity .
However, science has proven this wrong. Because the earth is not heating up rapidly , but slowly . Like, life will not go on after 10,000 years.
However, science has proven this wrong. Because the earth is not heating up rapidly , but slowly . Like, life will not go on after 10,000 years.
News: Earth is dying due to rapid global warming and racism!
Me: One, Earth is heating slowly, and two, get help.
Rapid global warming
Me: One, Earth is heating slowly, and two, get help.
Rapid global warming
by Broken knife June 13, 2022
Get the Rapid Global Warmingmug.