global warming fart 

A fart so heat-filled that it measurably contributes to the temperature of the planet.

Save the environment! Cut down on the burritos so you don't make a global warming fart. But really, cow farts contribute to global warming all the time.

global warming fart by Brjtlc June 18, 2010

Global warming crisis 

A media hyped bandwagon to fill 24 hour news channels when nothing else is happening. A convieniant cause of all weather extremes, and an excuse for more taxes on anything and everything.

Look it's snowing more than usual this year - must be a global warming crisis.

It's the warmest winter in years - must be global warming.

Let's stick another 3p on a litre of petrol - to cut emissions you understand as you can't afford to drive anywhere anymore.

Global warming crisis by Psychosplodge February 17, 2010

global warming crisis 

political fabrication by those lusting for inordinate control

see also: fascist strategems

It's the sun, stupid.

As the sun's myriad of natural cycles approach intersection solar output increases radically thereby heating planets proportionally. Unfortunately some deem this solar warming a global warming crisis irrationally insisting it be man made all the while ignoring the ONE source of heat in the proximate cosmos. These people are oft refered to as the cult of manmadeglobalwarning. Well before the dawn of man there were numerous ice ages and global warmings.

global warming crisis by Honor Sursault June 18, 2013

global warming conspiracist 

Someone who calls themselves a climate change activist, and believes the world is ending all because of a ridiculous idea Al Gore came up with to scare and control the masses using fake data from paid scientific actors. People knew about this when it started, so nobody is falling for it unless they are sincerely foolish. Any real scientist knows it’s a scam and conspiracy.

A Global warming conspiracist tried to convince me the air is going to destroy the planet because I drive to work every day and the earth is flat and so on and whatever else conspiracy theorists come up with.

global warming conspiracist by Petdragon December 28, 2022

anthropogenic global warming 

Global warming caused by the activities of humans.

The anthropogenic global warming of the Earth is mainly from all the carbon dioxide and methane gas released in developed countries.

anthropogenic global warming by Tibriel August 26, 2017

Talk about global warming

1: Talking about the heating of the world that is supposed to be caused by humans

2: Going to go have sex

"Romeo and Juliet are going to talk about Global warming after they get married."

Talk about global warming by Starriss Lunariss April 25, 2008

Run away global warming

The state of the world as it is now where the world keeps getting hoter and hoter. It has been proven that if all carbon dioxide emission were to stop right now the world would contune to get warmer and it would take a thousand years for it to get back to normal. But as more carbon dioxide goes into the air it makes global warming go farward even faster. The world is getting warmer at a rate faster than computer models have predicted. There is now no ice in the artic ocean in the summer. It has been predicted that if it contunes in years to come the amazon rainforest will die first turn to grass land then to desert. The growing belts in the U.S. that grows a large part of the world's food will vanish and a global famine will result which will cause massive fighting between nations as they struggle for the limited food and water supply. With the politcal state of the world a nuclear war is not out of the question.
You have been warned. Hear me now believe me later.

Can we stop run away global warming?

Run away global warming by Deep blue 2012 April 1, 2010