double standard defense

A comeback used as a defense by insecure morons when confronted with criticism. Usually something to the like of "Let's see you do better!" or "I'd like to see YOU try!" Everyone's heard it before.

Customer: This food is terrible!
Cook: Hey, let's see you do better! double standard defense used here
Customer: Fuck off, I can criticize even if I can't do the same!

Animator: This animation is really bad. Why would you make it in MS Paint and Movie Maker?
Fanimator: Hey, let's see you do better! double standard defense
Animator: Ok. (uploads video)
Fanimator: uhh...crap I'm a moron.

Audiophile: Wow, modern rap is the worst thing ever.
Rap listener: Hey, let's see you rap better! double standard defense
Audiophile: No.
Rap listener: Oh. Ok.

by Kyothine June 17, 2009

Double standard doug

Gets angry when you do one thing, but is aloud to do that exact same thing him/herself

He said I couldn't have any photos of my ex on Facebook, but its OK for him to have pics of his ex ' He's a double standard Doug '

by Adoder November 6, 2021

racist double standard

A nasty by-product of centuries of backwards politics adopted by the rich and fearful.

Leroy: These racist double standards stink. Wanna screw a black nerd with a college degree?

Amber: I'm down!

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

Telepathic double standard

When someone expects others to be telepathic,but doesn't expect themself to be telepathic, instead prefering to bask in thetelepathy of others.

His/her telepathic double standards are getting laughable.

by The Original Agahnim November 27, 2021

Double standards

Asking other people an endless amount of questions to keep them from questioning you is trying to set expectations of them higher than you want them to set theirs for you (a double standard).

The girl could see and pick at everyone's double standards but her own.

by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020

Double standard

If a male was try and make a female wear (or not wear) a striped shirt, it would be called sexism, but if a female makes her husband wear the stupid fucking shirt, it's not called anything, they don't even have a name to call it.

People that like to poke fun at a double standard, but don't like anyone noticing their own never made a name to call a female that makes her husband wear a shirt.

by The Original Agahnim November 25, 2021

Double-Standard Declyn

The male version of a Double-Standard Debbie. A man who believes women should just see he's a 'nice guy' but then hypocritically harshly judges women based on their looks. Funniest part is that this type of guy usually has no intention of changing his appearance or improving himself to get the type of woman he actually wants.

Dave: I'm so tired of women! All they care about are tall guys with six packs!
Ivan: Alright, well, what about Hannah? She told she thinks you're funny.
Dave: Ew, no. I don't wanna date that fat wench.
Ivan: You literally are more out of shape than her.
Dave: I just want a woman who takes care of herself.
Ivan: You're a Double-Standard Declyn. No wonder you're single.

by A random nobody :) January 25, 2024