A sexual act in which someone poops into their hand and then massages their partners penis in a violent twisting motion, as if they were trying to turn the knob of a locked door.
Person A: "Wow, that was the best brown door knob I ever had! Next time can you stick your house key into my dick?"
Person B: "Oh.. so you want your knob unlocked? ;)"
Person A: "No...I just like putting small objects in there while its covered in poop."
Person B: "Oh...I see.."
Person B: "Oh.. so you want your knob unlocked? ;)"
Person A: "No...I just like putting small objects in there while its covered in poop."
Person B: "Oh...I see.."
by Renegade0894 March 30, 2016
Get the Brown Door Knobmug. its when a male cums all over a doorknob handle and takes a picture and uses it as a trophorical prize.
by Bry Bry Da Killa August 15, 2007
Get the door knob cheesemug. A "Texas door knob warmer" is when a person cuts their pubic hair and sticks the trimmings to a piece of duct tape. The prepared piece of duct tape is then wrapped tightly around the victims door knob thus forcing them to touch the pube ridden knob.
Victim: "Man... Steve gave me a Texas door knob warmer. Its o.k., I made my girlfriend pick it off."
by Castor "Steal-Your-Face" Troy January 14, 2009
Get the Texas Door Knob Warmermug. City Hall door knob: see definition for ‘town bike’
In regards to a very promiscuous and slutty female. Who has had sexual encounters with just about everyone in the city. Or wouldn’t have a problem attempting to. Everyone gets a turn. Just like a door knob at the city hall.
Submitted by LuvH8Luv
In regards to a very promiscuous and slutty female. Who has had sexual encounters with just about everyone in the city. Or wouldn’t have a problem attempting to. Everyone gets a turn. Just like a door knob at the city hall.
Submitted by LuvH8Luv
When asking my friend if that hot Slut Jaclyn would be at the swingers party. He told me that she had become the city hall door knob the last he heard. And from that risky lifestyle ended up giving a turn to the wrong guy who then turned her out as a prostitute. The pimp soon realized she wasn’t a good earner since she was so use to giving it out for free and given her history with bedding down with nearly all the residents in the city , at one point in time or another without ever asking the guy for money. There wasn’t a single man who was willing to pay for a dirty town bike which they have all ridden for free. What a shame I thought. Cause she was fun and good to look at. Guess It is a Fine line between a fun ho. And a dumb and ruined one.
by LuvH8Luv December 27, 2022
Get the city hall door knobmug. When you're on your way to getting laid but then the girl hears the sound of a door knob and she is suddenly freaked out and you know there is no way you're getting her back into the mood.
"She was just sliding off her panties when her parents got home and she heard the front door knob. There was no way she was putting out after that. Nothing sucks worse than door knob blue balls."
by Floppage January 11, 2012
Get the Door Knob Blue Ballsmug. a person who completely ignores the social-distancing instructions.
the term refers to how licking doorknobs could get you the covid-19 virus
the term refers to how licking doorknobs could get you the covid-19 virus
did you hear that the nba was shut down?
yeah that door knob licker decided to touch all the microphones, than discovered he had corona
yeah that door knob licker decided to touch all the microphones, than discovered he had corona
by spoopy cat boi October 26, 2020
Get the door knob lickermug. by blah blah blah durka durka muhamid ji'had April 12, 2007
Get the Done like a door knobmug.