dogest 

Super dog, great dog, the best

The dog of my friend is a dogest

dogest by Juan Diego Pineda October 3, 2006

Digestin' Clothes 

The old, comfy sweats that you put on after eating a huge meal.

Uggh, I shouldn't have eaten that 3rd Big Mac. I need my digestin' clothes.

Digestin' Clothes by Chief2000 January 19, 2009

auto-fellaciatic digestion 

One who cums in their hand and then eats it.

Tim and his buddies in college thought a guy was whackin' it a lot. They then set up a video camera in his dorm room and discovered that not only was he a chronic masturbator, he also participated in auto-fellaciatic digestion.

auto-fellaciatic digestion by WhiskeyNick September 26, 2006

digistraction 

The constant distraction caused by all kinds of digital media like blog articles, newsletters, mailing-lists, videos, podcasts, mp3-files etc. (based on 'digital' and 'distraction')

He never finishes anything because of constant digistraction.
"I'm sorry, I'm a victim of digistraction."
Oscar Wilde (updated): "I can resist anything except digistraction."

digistraction by Jochen Lueders December 25, 2008

Diestro 

Someone who is very sussy baka.

Diestro, how could you? You missed the PP streak!

Diestro by PPstreak July 13, 2021

digestive pyrotechnics

To vomit profusely with a large amount of noise and sidespray, resembling a large fireworks display...but with half digested food.

I think i puked up everything I ate last week...it was like digestive pyrotechnics, man.

digestive pyrotechnics by the Den of Iniquity January 3, 2007

Obligatory Digestive 

When you lowkey want to show your friends that you're doing something cool.

Ivar wanted to let his friends know that he was drinking and beeing all cool, but lowkey. So he uploaded a picture of a vodka bottle and a package of digestive cookies, and said that the digestive cookies were obligatory, therefore Obligatory Digestive.

Obligatory Digestive by JokerSnoker February 16, 2017