DART
Dallas Area Rapid Transit is a money hungry, regional transit system that will take you there, any where, for the right price.
A bus operator who will scream "I am not stupid, I been doing this job for 15 years, GET THE FUCK OFF MY BUS" when trying to board a bus route with an expired bus pass.
(DART BUS)
A bus that is owned by DART that will brake down a block away from the transit center, and or screws will come loose from the walls, windows, doors, and ceiling. When your running late the bus is early, when you are early the bus is running late.
A bus operator who will scream "I am not stupid, I been doing this job for 15 years, GET THE FUCK OFF MY BUS" when trying to board a bus route with an expired bus pass.
(DART BUS)
A bus that is owned by DART that will brake down a block away from the transit center, and or screws will come loose from the walls, windows, doors, and ceiling. When your running late the bus is early, when you are early the bus is running late.
Woman 1: What is the cheapest way to get around in the metroplex?
Woman 2: Ride DART all day with a day pass
Man 1: My car broke down!
Man 2: Well get on DART, Here, go with my pass form yesterday, they don't care.
Man 1: Hell...NO... I tried to get smart with the bus operator one day and she went all DART on my ass.
Woman 2: Ride DART all day with a day pass
Man 1: My car broke down!
Man 2: Well get on DART, Here, go with my pass form yesterday, they don't care.
Man 1: Hell...NO... I tried to get smart with the bus operator one day and she went all DART on my ass.
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