Dallas

A person who is an idiot who looks at way too many memes and is way too lazy

Did you here about Dallas?
What did he do?
He died from starving beacuse he was too busy looking at memes

by Persongshhdh May 21, 2019

Dallas

A television series that ran on CBS from 1978 until 1991. The series focused on the Ewing Oil and the disfunctional Ewing family. The main characters were Jock Ewing, who was the patriarch of the family and the founder of Ewing Oil, his wife Miss Ellie, who was bred on SouthFork Ranch, and their three sons: J.R., Gary, and Bobby. J.R. was the main villian, who had tendencies of greed, deception, and pure evil. He was bred by his father to be an Oil man. His younger brother Gary was more artistically inclined and was favored by Ellie, but on account of his sensitive attributes he was driven away by J.R. and his father. Bobby was the youngest and the "good-guy" who competed with J.R. over Ewing Oil and also took care of the ranch. Other characters include Pamela Barnes-Ewing, Bobby's wife and the daughter of Willard "Digger" Barnes, who was Jock's former partner and friend, and Cliff Barnes, the son who vows revenges against the Ewing family for his father's losses and also contends with J.R. for power. The show has the all-time favorite cliff-hanger: "Who Shot J.R.?"

Dallas was a great show, though Knots Landing was kind of boring. It's too bad Gary didn't stick around on Dallas and kick J.R.'s ass.

by Chris Ewing August 16, 2005

Dallas

A booty killer

makes sure that booty is nice Dallas

by Vbucksrnot May 28, 2019

Dallas

The absolute worst city in Texas. People here are really rude and they all think they're the shit.

Full of trash, pollution, and devoid of all culture.

Mike: "You live in Texas?"
Luke: "Yeah"
Mike: "Where in?"
Luke: "Dallas"
Mike: *walks away*

by crzyhifi August 11, 2006

Dallas

The dirty bitch that always sneak diss on everybody somebody who need to get a life.

Dallas is a nasty slut bitch

by Wishdfhhdnend February 20, 2018

Dallas

Is a complete piece of shit

Dallas your a piece of shit

by Shrekmemes June 08, 2018

Dallas

A friend that is way too close to your heart. Even when he friendzones you, you'll be happy because he did. He is forever a friend to remember. He also has amazing blonde majestic hair.

He will forever be my Dallas.

by EpicDefinition October 06, 2016