He's so Christian Grey 

A very attractive guy who you imagine performing S&M acts and having sex with you like Christian Grey does to his former submissives and current girlfriend in the book trilogy: 50 Shades of Grey.

Oh my god, that guy is soo hot. He's so Christian Grey!!

He's so Christian Grey by ShelleyApple October 14, 2012

I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her 

All the more reason not to trust the person... if the fact that someone is a "born-aginner" even has to be mentioned, then there must be something less-than-honest/honorable that said supposedly-clean-living person has to hide --- "methinks he doth protest too much"!

I have seldom if ever had any more luck with the honesty/integrity/consistency/reliability/kindness of someone about whom I was solemnly assured that, "I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her"... in fact, if anything, these stuck-up Bible-thunpers often seem to be even BIGGER a**h**es than their "non-believer" counterparts! They think that "God will forgive them" for anything they do, and so they make little true effort to keep their word or otherwise treat their fellow humans with even basic decency.

I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her by QuacksO July 27, 2019

Allison America Beatrice Christina Fucking Robles Soler Does Not Journal Anything Down 

Allison America Beatrice Christina Fucking Robles Soler Does Not Journal Anything Down

Allison America Beatrice Christina Fucking Robles Soler Does Not Journal Anything Down

Allison America Beatrice Christina Fucking Robles Soler Does Not Journal Anything Down by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

it’s so christian

When it actually means it’s so gay that you put Christianfor the irony.

“Did you read that manga I sent you?”
“Yea....it’s so Christian...and fruity.”

it’s so christian by TheMRaz January 30, 2018

sweet christina 

The act of mixing some dank weed and brownie mix between a womans ass cheeks and eating it out.

Bruh, I had the best ass sweet Christina last night"

sweet christina by assdestroyer420 December 8, 2016

stephen and christina 

in love forever and ever and ever

stephen and christina are getting married on 7/07/07 because they are in love!!

stephen and christina by christina and stephen July 16, 2008

step Christina 

pov: your name is christina you have christ in your name which is jesus wich backwords is sasuj which = sasuage and if you are christ then you r step christina

hi my name is christina
me and terrance: fuck you OHHH step christina

step Christina by step heydan March 3, 2022