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Callum

the most amazing boy on the face of this earth;
his ability to make you laugh and smile is un-humanlike
he is also a very hot looking vampire and a very skilled guitar player.
boyfriend to ashli too :)
god he's such a- such a callum!!!!!
marry me!
by ashlii ambrosiia April 3, 2009
mugGet the Callummug.

Callum

Not to be mistaken for calum he is a calm sloth like creature who has odd fetishes I usually nuggets. He masturbates more than the average man. He watches ufc most of the time (usually with a pillow over his lap) and takes 2 showers per week.
Guy:"I see you were over at Callum's house at the weekend?"
Girl:"yeah we were watching the mcgregor Diaz fight. He was very attached to his pillow, when I picked it up afterwards there was a big dent in it."
by Scottish warrior August 31, 2016
mugGet the Callummug.

Callum

Person 1: "Hey Callum you are white"

Callum: "Yep"
by Omegalulnocap September 26, 2020
mugGet the Callummug.

Callum

Callum is a STUPID POTATO if you see a Callum you better yell stupid potato otherwise you will have 8 years bad luck.

If you see a Stupid Potato in the wild you have been blessed.
Wow, there's a wild Callum (stupid potato)
by Stupid_Chicken_Nugget June 23, 2019
mugGet the Callummug.

Callum

Lovable idiot. Amazing guy that girls seem to magnet towards. Oblivious. Can't tell when someone likes him. Everyone's favourite punching bag. Plays a lot of Star Wars Battlefront. Super gay... or a straight girl... we still haven't decided. His girlfriend loves him very much.
Callum you're addicted the Star Wars!
by Starisapotato September 29, 2019
mugGet the Callummug.

Callum

Callum is a small person, who generally hides their feelings for the sake of others. They hate being the center of attention and prefers to hide in the room everday to stay away from social contact. Callum is a very generous person to people who respect them.
by Gangshitty December 9, 2020
mugGet the Callummug.

Callum

This guy is either a quiet nerd or is an absolute dick. He's most likely gay or has anger issues. He is probably a loner or a popular guys' best friend. He's got major issues. If he is from America he's probably a nerd, if he's from the UK he's a dick-nerd, if he's from Australia, he's most likely a dick.
"Hi I'm new! What's your name?" "Callum." *leaves the school*
by georgia_potato November 14, 2021
mugGet the Callummug.

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