Naive guy, doesn’t know when something is right in front of him, thinks he is a pretty cool guy who has all the chicks but in reality there is one girl who stood by him no matter what. he never realise how good she is until she is completely wrong
by load of bullshit October 10, 2018
the most amazing boy on the face of this earth;
his ability to make you laugh and smile is un-humanlike
he is also a very hot looking vampire and a very skilled guitar player.
boyfriend to ashli too :)
his ability to make you laugh and smile is un-humanlike
he is also a very hot looking vampire and a very skilled guitar player.
boyfriend to ashli too :)
by ashlii ambrosiia November 24, 2008
Not to be mistaken for calum he is a calm sloth like creature who has odd fetishes I usually nuggets. He masturbates more than the average man. He watches ufc most of the time (usually with a pillow over his lap) and takes 2 showers per week.
Guy:"I see you were over at Callum's house at the weekend?"
Girl:"yeah we were watching the mcgregor Diaz fight. He was very attached to his pillow, when I picked it up afterwards there was a big dent in it."
Girl:"yeah we were watching the mcgregor Diaz fight. He was very attached to his pillow, when I picked it up afterwards there was a big dent in it."
by Scottish warrior August 31, 2016
by Omegalulnocap September 27, 2020
Callum is a STUPID POTATO if you see a Callum you better yell stupid potato otherwise you will have 8 years bad luck.
If you see a Stupid Potato in the wild you have been blessed.
If you see a Stupid Potato in the wild you have been blessed.
by Stupid_Chicken_Nugget June 24, 2019
Lovable idiot. Amazing guy that girls seem to magnet towards. Oblivious. Can't tell when someone likes him. Everyone's favourite punching bag. Plays a lot of Star Wars Battlefront. Super gay... or a straight girl... we still haven't decided. His girlfriend loves him very much.
by Starisapotato September 29, 2019
Callum is a whale cocked alpha male who will take yo bitch. Hide yo mom hide yo bitch, Callum takes them all (He will also take your dad)
by Callumissexy December 2, 2021