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Blue Waffle 

Man i Went To Go Fuck her Turns Out She Had A Blue Waffle

blue waffle 

the extremely horrifying and disgusting STD or vaginal infection, tinting it to a bluish colour. blue waffles are usually lumpy and blistered. NSFW
Adam: dude! Mariah had too much sex and got a blue waffle!
Mark: ugh dude! gross!
blue waffle by bobbybobb June 18, 2010

Blue Waffle 

A battered or infected lady cake of blue or green colouring, often brought about by extreme rammage to the female taco with penis or similar device. Blue waffle infections area result of dirty skank whoreness of the smack head variety and are abundant in areas of extreme chav infections as well as areas high in whoredom.
Kurtis: "Hey Stevie I heard you had some blue waffles for a midnight snack."

Stevie: "Yup. Vannah,lizzi, and amanda."
Blue Waffle by Blue Waffle Chef April 16, 2010

blue waffle 

do not ever google blue waffle you will die like fr you will never be able to use google again please just dont do it
ahhhhh. sees blue waffle* wtf did i just see
blue waffle by holygrail2016 March 3, 2016

Blue Waffle 

Blue Waffle is disgusting vagina infection,caused by unsafe sex.
Symptom for infection is blue skin around vagina.Blue Waffle can cause pain in vagina and anus infection.
You should never google images of it.
BF: Do not ever google Blue Waffle.
GF:*googles Blue Waffle* Oh My F***ing shit!!!!!!
Blue Waffle by Matyu Sniper November 7, 2017

Blue Waffle 

Verb.

When someone accomplishes a difficult task that may be considered extremely or mildly grotesque, and is compared to the vaginal disease 'Blue Waffle'.
Tessa: What... what did you do to his ankle?

Tyler: Oh, you mean why it looks all fucked up? I blue waffle'd that shit.
Tessa: ...Ew.
Blue Waffle by DefectCriminal January 13, 2011