Big Time Rush Is A Potty Boy Band... In Which They Sing Songs With Lyrics That Don't Make Sense /Or Are Childish. New lyricists Maybe Hired If Under 5 Years Old.
A Breakdown Of The Members:
Kendall Pottysapa Muffin Man John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt - The ugliest member who gets the most attention in the group and foresees the future of his band as good but it is not as they headed for a much needed breakup --- THEY SHIT.
James Forethessy Diamond - The ugliest member in the group who matches his face with Kendall's smelly feet. Also is the real son of the guy who acted like Gustavo who is some weird kid that they say the name of in the ads.
Carlos Pompom Pena - The ugliest member in the group and loves being stupid who loves to portray his realistic personality on tv that he carries outside of his show as well. (recently lost his helmet -- going crazy, went to grandma's house to get peace.)
Logan Hortance Henderson - The ugliest member in the group thinks he's smart but is not. He went crazy after he say this sentence: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. Mindblown that is was correct grammar and and English correct sentence.
Baffled by the sentence above they BTR group grew so much jealousy towards British boybands, soaked in their jealousy they peed their pants and retired.
A Breakdown Of The Members:
Kendall Pottysapa Muffin Man John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt - The ugliest member who gets the most attention in the group and foresees the future of his band as good but it is not as they headed for a much needed breakup --- THEY SHIT.
James Forethessy Diamond - The ugliest member in the group who matches his face with Kendall's smelly feet. Also is the real son of the guy who acted like Gustavo who is some weird kid that they say the name of in the ads.
Carlos Pompom Pena - The ugliest member in the group and loves being stupid who loves to portray his realistic personality on tv that he carries outside of his show as well. (recently lost his helmet -- going crazy, went to grandma's house to get peace.)
Logan Hortance Henderson - The ugliest member in the group thinks he's smart but is not. He went crazy after he say this sentence: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. Mindblown that is was correct grammar and and English correct sentence.
Baffled by the sentence above they BTR group grew so much jealousy towards British boybands, soaked in their jealousy they peed their pants and retired.
Toby Maguire: I hate BTR
Henri: Big Time Rush is soiled
Rusher1: I love, and Big Time Rush is Potty
Rusher2: Me too... I eat their shit all the time!!
Rusher1: Me Too! Right on!!
Rusher2: Yaaaas!! Big Time Rush!!! Yaaaas!!!!
Directioner: Who even?
Henri: Big Time Rush is soiled
Rusher1: I love, and Big Time Rush is Potty
Rusher2: Me too... I eat their shit all the time!!
Rusher1: Me Too! Right on!!
Rusher2: Yaaaas!! Big Time Rush!!! Yaaaas!!!!
Directioner: Who even?
by ZquadBelieber June 14, 2016
Make it count, play it straight
Don't look back, don't hesitate
When you go big time
What you want, what you feel
Never quit and make it real
When you roll big time
Don't you feel the rush?
Better take your shot now
Go and shake it up
What you gotta lose?
Go and make your luck with the life you choose
If you want it all, lay it on the line
It's the only life you got
So you gotta live it big time
Step it up, get in gear
Go for broke, make it clear
Gotta go big time
Make it work, get it right
Change the world over night
Gotta dream big time
Give it all you've got now
Isn't it the rush?
Finish what you start now
Go and shake it up
What you gotta lose?
Go and make your luck with the life you choose
If you want it all, lay it on the line
It's the only life you got
So you gotta live it big time
Every light is shining now
It's brighter somehow
Nothing's really as it seems
Nothing but dreams
Gonna make a brand new sound
Like we own this town
We can't die
Now our feet are off the ground
We'll never look down
Welcome to the big time
All the pretty people see you walking in the sunshine
Welcome to the good times
Life will never be the same
Go and shake it up
What you gotta lose?
Go and make your luck with the life you choose
If you want it all, lay it on the line
It's the only life you got
So you gotta live it big time
If you want it all, lay it on the line
It's the only life you got
So you gotta live it big time Big Time Rush
Don't look back, don't hesitate
When you go big time
What you want, what you feel
Never quit and make it real
When you roll big time
Don't you feel the rush?
Better take your shot now
Go and shake it up
What you gotta lose?
Go and make your luck with the life you choose
If you want it all, lay it on the line
It's the only life you got
So you gotta live it big time
Step it up, get in gear
Go for broke, make it clear
Gotta go big time
Make it work, get it right
Change the world over night
Gotta dream big time
Give it all you've got now
Isn't it the rush?
Finish what you start now
Go and shake it up
What you gotta lose?
Go and make your luck with the life you choose
If you want it all, lay it on the line
It's the only life you got
So you gotta live it big time
Every light is shining now
It's brighter somehow
Nothing's really as it seems
Nothing but dreams
Gonna make a brand new sound
Like we own this town
We can't die
Now our feet are off the ground
We'll never look down
Welcome to the big time
All the pretty people see you walking in the sunshine
Welcome to the good times
Life will never be the same
Go and shake it up
What you gotta lose?
Go and make your luck with the life you choose
If you want it all, lay it on the line
It's the only life you got
So you gotta live it big time
If you want it all, lay it on the line
It's the only life you got
So you gotta live it big time Big Time Rush
by qpalzmwoskxneidjcbryfhvbtg November 8, 2019
Teh best thing on TV. Heaven in a show.
Tehy have gay sex too. Because they are just that fucking awesome.
Tehy have gay sex too. Because they are just that fucking awesome.
Big Time Rush is fucking beautiful.
by Fuckmeintehbackseat July 19, 2011
nickelodean's awnser to disneys high school musical
their first try was some crappy musical with that flat chested whoore victoria justice that nobady gave a crap about
now they are trying an actual tv series
it is horrendously unfunny, the acting is abomindable by all parties involved, and 3 of the 4 members of the band are clearly flamboyent homosexuals
if it wasnt 4 spongebob nickelodean would die
(worst and possibly gayest song ever, gayer than Samwell's "What What In the Butt")
sample from chorus
Chorus
Go on shake it up, what you gotta lose?
Gonna make your luck with the life you choose.
If you want it all, lay it on the line.
its the only life you got so you got to live it big time
every1 involed with this should be ashamed but i cant wait untill satrical comedies like south park and family guy flame this crapstorm
their first try was some crappy musical with that flat chested whoore victoria justice that nobady gave a crap about
now they are trying an actual tv series
it is horrendously unfunny, the acting is abomindable by all parties involved, and 3 of the 4 members of the band are clearly flamboyent homosexuals
if it wasnt 4 spongebob nickelodean would die
(worst and possibly gayest song ever, gayer than Samwell's "What What In the Butt")
sample from chorus
Chorus
Go on shake it up, what you gotta lose?
Gonna make your luck with the life you choose.
If you want it all, lay it on the line.
its the only life you got so you got to live it big time
every1 involed with this should be ashamed but i cant wait untill satrical comedies like south park and family guy flame this crapstorm
by cobaltkiller1989 February 1, 2010
a show that ended almost a decade ago yet i, a high schooler, am still obsessed with. also, i sing their music in the hallways sometimes and i also scream it when i'm doing homework and this explains why i can't get a boyfriend. but you know what? i'd rather listen to the song big time rush and yell "UH OH OH OH," than have any guy. and that's on periodt.
Linda: What are you singing for the chorus solo?
Susan: yeah, have you decided yet?
Debra: well obviously i'm singing big time rush. it's not like it's even remotely lame or anything.
Susan: yeah, have you decided yet?
Debra: well obviously i'm singing big time rush. it's not like it's even remotely lame or anything.
by liltoast March 10, 2020
I got roasted for 20 minutes in class today when my headphones fell out and everyone heard me listening to Big Time Rush
by Cassisemo January 12, 2019
Another ridiculous show hosted by the biggest channel for gay kids, Nickelodean. Every single Nick show HAS to be 3 things: teens (which they are trying to show kids so they can be more like them, then everyone laughs at these 12 year olds' asses in school because they want to be like Carly and kiss boys (lol I can imagine that), farts, and animals.
The show itself is pretty terrible if you ask me. They add sound effects and make terrible jokes. Its very boring.
But the band in the other hand, it's not so bad if you think twice. They're songs actually have SOME meaning. Like the "Big Time" song, or the "Wanna Be Famous" song (even though this particular one is incredibly cheesy and annoying). I heard the "City ?is Ours?" song while my sister watches nick, and I have to admit it's actually really catchy lmao.
Band is okay, the show is gay. Nick sucks incredibly huge dick. (That could be a song :D)
The show itself is pretty terrible if you ask me. They add sound effects and make terrible jokes. Its very boring.
But the band in the other hand, it's not so bad if you think twice. They're songs actually have SOME meaning. Like the "Big Time" song, or the "Wanna Be Famous" song (even though this particular one is incredibly cheesy and annoying). I heard the "City ?is Ours?" song while my sister watches nick, and I have to admit it's actually really catchy lmao.
Band is okay, the show is gay. Nick sucks incredibly huge dick. (That could be a song :D)
Casey: Zomg BTR(big time rush... if you knowwwa) is like the best band ever! And theyre show is so funnnaaayy! ELLL OHH ELLL!!!
Jim: OMG RIGHT? I also love Icarly, Zoey 101, and Icarly, because I LOVE it when they say: "what are you doing?" (automated laughing set to maximum volume) HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH.
^GAY
Jim: OMG RIGHT? I also love Icarly, Zoey 101, and Icarly, because I LOVE it when they say: "what are you doing?" (automated laughing set to maximum volume) HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH.
^GAY
by Disney Channel+nick suck my August 25, 2010