When a man puts his penis inside a women’s ear and continuously ejaculates until it comes out of her nose.
by Chilner December 21, 2020
While the people of Aberdeen (Scotland), are generally well intentioned and friendly,anyone being threatening or otherwise overtly hostile,could be likely to find their hand/arm quickly grabbed and a forceful delivery of a knee to the groin area: the Aberdeen handshake.
The guy was shouting his mouth off and threatening people so he ended up getting an Aberdeen Handshake.
by Kingcobrakenny August 1, 2018
An adult daycare in the north-east of Scotland oddly enough within the city of Aberdeen yet separate. An ad-hoc collection of buildings and properties from various centuries and architectural styles as needs/fancy demanded. The medical school is by necessity an acceptable provider of education and knowledge, the rest of the facilities cater to the shiftless bored offspring of parents with enough money to send their progeny off somewhere away to avoid the real world for a few more years. The staff are nice enough if not wholly interested in educating their charges, and the university prides itself on it's status in the realms of research due to it's mediocre provision of any actual teaching.
An 'ancient' university that lives off of the prestige it claims from just happening to have been around a good while, and attracts new fee payers via hawking it's post-medieval architecture which recalls a Harry Potter theme park in some passing manner.
Apply here if you're more interested in a vaguely known and moderately respected university name on your degree where the programme of study won't be very challenging but you'll have plenty of time to go out drinking and do other things with your time relatively stress-free.
See Robert Gordon's University for an Aberdeen based tertiary education that while not as glamorous, will be more challenging and practical.
Authored by a graduate of the University of Aberdeen.
An 'ancient' university that lives off of the prestige it claims from just happening to have been around a good while, and attracts new fee payers via hawking it's post-medieval architecture which recalls a Harry Potter theme park in some passing manner.
Apply here if you're more interested in a vaguely known and moderately respected university name on your degree where the programme of study won't be very challenging but you'll have plenty of time to go out drinking and do other things with your time relatively stress-free.
See Robert Gordon's University for an Aberdeen based tertiary education that while not as glamorous, will be more challenging and practical.
Authored by a graduate of the University of Aberdeen.
"You know, I'm actually prepared for the real world just because the University of Aberdeen has made me so bored of the uni bubble world I can't wait to leave and do something else!"
"I hear you, once our tutor gave us 10 pages of material to read and someone in the group actually cried because they couldn't go straight to Qizmat before spending a whole afternoon at the Bobbin then off to Belmont street on a pub crawl."
"I hear you, once our tutor gave us 10 pages of material to read and someone in the group actually cried because they couldn't go straight to Qizmat before spending a whole afternoon at the Bobbin then off to Belmont street on a pub crawl."
by AU-grad April 22, 2013
by amy March 6, 2005
Some absolute mad house for kids with poor social skills. Foreigners are welcomed by the loving community of bullies and drug addicts that should help anyone feel right at home. Education is adequate and the real reason people go there is to enjoy the excellent learning support offered at no additional cost. Oh, but tuition is over 20k.
by bobi shmoorda July 7, 2019
A place in the northeastern corner of South Dakota. It's the third largest city in the state. They recently added a BigK, Super Wal*Mart, and Central High School. The whole place has lots of great things to do such as take a walk to McDonald's, go to Storybook Land, or skinnydip in grungy Wylie Lake in all its splendor. Take in beautiful Aberdeen with an open mind and you will like what you see.
by Tasha Westby July 26, 2006
filled with lots of hoes. all of the boys think they are so cool, especially when the white boys throw up gang signs. most of the teachers are nice, but some of them are just witches. we have a few soundcloud/ youtube rappers that think their the shit. the food is okay but i honestly only ate the pizza. there is always at least 50 fights a year, in school and out of school.
by saveyourselffromhell September 21, 2019