Aardvark

A girl whose nose is so large, that while doing 69 she penetrates your anus! BTM!

So I was banging the AARDVARK last night and she totally tickled my prostate!

by Butch Mathenia August 6, 2006

aardvark

The A-10 close-support bomber is called an
aardvark because of its clumsy appearance. It's official nickname is the Thunderbolt, but everyone calls it aardvark.

There were some guys holed up with RPGs but we called in the aardvarks and that was it.

by magoo March 2, 2005

aardvark

the first word in the dictionary

whats the first word in the dictionary?... ass, no its aardvark now

by PewPewKitty November 9, 2011

aardvark

The Kingswood mascot!!

go aardvarks!!we're goint to kick Derby's ASS!!

by Dunya May 3, 2005

Aardvark

A dim-wit, slow-moving, slow-talking, slimy joke of a human animal

Jim is just a f... aardvark

by Naj August 20, 2005

Aardvark Tits

Tits that resemble an aardvarks snout

Long droopy boobs like an ant eater nose

Check out those aardvark tits

by Working Class Hero November 27, 2020

Disturbed Aardvark

The action of Disturbed Aardvark consists of a man ejaculating in their partners Asshole while the partner is upside down so that a creampie is built up, once the Semen is in place the man must then snort the creampie and then follow up with sneezing the juices on the face of their partner.

Damn that chick just took one hell of a Disturbed Aardvark.

by Disturbed Aardvark September 26, 2018