200 pumped

He was so high he passed out with a legendary pump

He got 200 pumped

by ✔️ May 13, 2022

Rule 200

Also known as the Thermite clause, this rule states that if you know who keyed your car, you have every right to find them and ignite a bucket of thermite on top of their hood. This will totally melt through the hood, block, pistons, and anything else, thereby rendering the vehicle totally unusable. This can be coupled with a gallon of boiled linseed oil in the gas tank to destroy any other engine they may put in there later on.

Some bastard keyed my car, luckily I know who it was! Time to invoke rule 200!

by Cyanide44 October 16, 2014

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200% Awesome

Basically the sweetest blog ever. It's on Blogspot and it decides the most important question: Who is better? Ninjas or pirates? Also, this blog hates on the crappiest people ever: hippies and rednecks.

Kid: Hey Mom, I went on 200% Awesome today!
Mom: Sounds like a blast!
Kid: Hey Mom, is it cool if I invite Suzie over for a laughing party?
Mom: Ok son, just don't go into beast mode!

by Surly Blondbeard April 15, 2009

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