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Need for speed most Wanted 2012 

A game that was originally supposed to be a remake and sequel to the original Most Wanted 2005 game but was rushed and had too many programming difficulties when Criterion games were developing it.
Let’s play some need for speed most wanted 2012! Even though it’s unfinished, it still is really good.
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Kony 2012 

A campaign by Invisible Children Inc with the intention of making as much money for its founders as possible: otherwise known as a "scam." Last year Invisible Children pocketed over $5,000,000 (not counting salaries) and only gave 24% of their revenue to African countries. This year, with the widespread familiarity of their new viral video "Kony 2012," will bring even MORE profits to the fraud charity's owners.
Gullible teen girl: Stop Kony and support Invisible Children! Kony 2012!!!

Me: Go Phony 2012!!!!

December 22, 2012 

The day people will choose the next doomsday.
December 22, 2012 will go like this ----------

Guy 1: Oh shit, the world didnt end
Guy 2: Don't you see what this means, IT WILL END ON NOVEMBER 29th, 2016!!!!
Guy 1: OMG YOU'RE RIGHT YAAAA
Guy 2: THE END IS COMING
Guy 3: FORGIVE US GOD, WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS!!!!
Me: God damnit not again
December 22, 2012 by LegitDefinitions September 27, 2010

National Defense Authorization Act 2012 

The government's way of saying "Fuck you!" to the Fourth Amendment.
Government: Hey, Fourth Amendment!

Fourth Amendment: What?

Government: I National Defense Authorization Act 2012'd your mom!

2012 Party 

A party ocurring on December 21st, 2012 which may consist of one these scenarios. Note: These are the most likely scenarios, not thee ONLY.

i. For those who actually beleive the world is going to end to rap tin foil around there heads, hide in a bomb shelter, and pray to the Mayan calender, while waiting for the end of the world. There celebration officially ends (or begins?) at 12am on December 22nd, 2012.

ii. For everybody else. GO APE SHIT! A day where we stock up on alcohol, max out our credit cards, no condoms/birth control while having sex, tell people what you really feel about them, quit your job, tip cars over, vandalize buildings, and burn your city to the ground. Party ends when you sober up in the morning and you realize what you have done. Note: The "End of the World Excuse" does not work the next morning.(Also See 'Detroit', 'End of the World Excuse', '2012 Baby', '2012 Hangover')
a. I can't wait till the 2012 Party! I'm going to spend tons of cash on beer.

b. Man, I'm still recovering from the 2012 Party.
2012 Party by kbates55 May 10, 2009

December 21 2012 

I'll be out drinking on December 21 2012.
December 21 2012 by Clm8000 October 2, 2009

2012aphobia 

A fear of the year of two thousand and twelve based on the fact that the Mayan calendar ends on December 21st, 2012. Some believe that this day will be the end of the world since Mayans must be psychic or something.
All of my friends think that 2012aphobia is silly and unrealistic.
2012aphobia by TheAbleOne December 15, 2009