What's 2+2?
FORE!
FORE!
by I am DGGGJJJCDDFGHHJKKJJHGFR February 5, 2020
Guy 1: What's taking you so long?
Guy 2: I can't remember which key locks the deadbolt.
Guy 1: Well 2 & 2 that shit, I wanna hit the bars while we're young.
Guy 2: I can't remember which key locks the deadbolt.
Guy 1: Well 2 & 2 that shit, I wanna hit the bars while we're young.
by Scott Friday December 10, 2008
The female genitalia. Comprised of two inner lips and two outer lips, which make up the 2-2. Also known as {tutu}, or two-two, this term is often used in place of more crude choices such as {pussy}, {cunt}, or when speaking to children - in place of anotomically scary or mature words such as {vagina}.
"Let's {69}! I will put my mouth on your {tool}, and you can put your mouth on my 2-2!"
"Okay Sally, remember that when you take a bath, you have to wash your 2-2 really well."
"Okay Sally, remember that when you take a bath, you have to wash your 2-2 really well."
by Shae D October 20, 2006
2 Lysenko 2 Ism
Iam "Right, but the communist imprisoned dissents in internment camps. People were killed and beaten and raped in the interment camps."
Hym "I mean... Being a political dissident is a victimless crime, correct? Speaking out against the government doesn't hurt anyone does it?"
Iam 🤨 "Yes..."
Hym "And the country we live in now is imprisoning people for committing victimless crimes... And some of those people are beaten, raped, and killed..."
Iam "Well... No but being a dissident isn't a crime here."
Hym "Isn't it? I mean gotten to the point we're the citizens are punishing dissidents. We're a sort of social dissident. Are we being punished?"
Iam "I... Don't know..."
Hym "See!? And isn't the mishandling of resources and crops running the risk of leading us to famine?"
Iam "........."
Hym "Hohoho! Yeah, right? Communism is the misdirect. It's the Lysenkoism that gets you. Did Venezuela adopt Lysenkoism?"
Iam "I... I don't know we're going to have to look into that..."
Iam "Right, but the communist imprisoned dissents in internment camps. People were killed and beaten and raped in the interment camps."
Hym "I mean... Being a political dissident is a victimless crime, correct? Speaking out against the government doesn't hurt anyone does it?"
Iam 🤨 "Yes..."
Hym "And the country we live in now is imprisoning people for committing victimless crimes... And some of those people are beaten, raped, and killed..."
Iam "Well... No but being a dissident isn't a crime here."
Hym "Isn't it? I mean gotten to the point we're the citizens are punishing dissidents. We're a sort of social dissident. Are we being punished?"
Iam "I... Don't know..."
Hym "See!? And isn't the mishandling of resources and crops running the risk of leading us to famine?"
Iam "........."
Hym "Hohoho! Yeah, right? Communism is the misdirect. It's the Lysenkoism that gets you. Did Venezuela adopt Lysenkoism?"
Iam "I... I don't know we're going to have to look into that..."
by Hym Iam September 8, 2022
by SnowFlic December 15, 2018
Man 1: 2 plus 2 does not equal 4 idiot
Man 2: what do you mean 2 plus 2 doesn't equal 4 ? Yes it does asshat!
Man 1: 2 plus 2 equals Chair because if you put the number 4 upside down it makes a chair
Man 2: Since when the hell did come to be?
Man 2: what do you mean 2 plus 2 doesn't equal 4 ? Yes it does asshat!
Man 1: 2 plus 2 equals Chair because if you put the number 4 upside down it makes a chair
Man 2: Since when the hell did come to be?
by Hunter126 December 16, 2017